P/C: our thread is eternal

[Scatta]

Let's see, Gold Griz thinks he is our psychic friend, referring to a post number that, thanks to being one digit off, is thousands of posts away. The banter is about something totally off-topic, in this case pace of workload, which makes me realize just how lucky I am. (I have two slow days, and typically about two busy days and two steady ones.) A couple of the guys are staring at Gates McFadden, mackillian is fencing and wearing her hat, and I'm speaking in stream of conciousness with mispelled words, too many commas and unneccissary parenthetical notes. Yes, all seems to be exactly as moncapitane left it.

 

[Malleus]

^^^ After musing on a master and his apprentice ("a couple of the guys"): your point being?

 

[Scatta]

^My point was that nothing major had changed around here. That was just simply one of my observations as I looked around the thread.

 

[mackillian]

Oh, and I wrote a really sad P/C story. That's something new.

 

[Dancing Doctor]

^Oh? Which one?

 

[mackillian]

The Long Black Veil. It's on the archive.

 

[Dancing Doctor]

^I might have started to read that one...

 

[Malleus]

In tribute to an old BONCer who hasn't posted on this board for years (picardoftheenterprise), I hereby declare AV to be the apprenticed Second Dark Lord of the Nation of BONC-lam (TM)!

Sorry, Naraht, but the various Obi-Wan Kenobi wannabes over in the P/C fanfics got the better of you.

 

[rosyrock]

mackillian said:
The Long Black Veil. It's on the archive.

It's a brilliantly sad, angsty story.. set around betrayal and P/C lust... with a great sex scene! (sorry, I haven't been around for awhile and just wanted to add that)

 

[Dancing Doctor]

^Oooh...P/C lust. Is that like HOT SEX?

 

[rosyrock]

ooh yes, definitely.. only HOTTER.

I used to wonder if I was perverted, thinking about P/C lust all the time.. but then I met you guys... I'm still as perverted, but at least I know I'm not alone.

 

[Dancing Doctor]

^It's a common affliction.

PCFA-Picard/Crusher Fans Anonymous

 

[rosyrock]

Is that a 12 step program.. you know start with acknowledging the addiction and then promise to write smuttier and lustier fanfic until you reach your finale.... HOT GERIATRIC SEX?

 

[mackillian]

lalalallaicanthearyoulalalalala

 

[Dancing Doctor]

rosyrock said:
Is that a 12 step program.. you know start with acknowledging the addiction and then promise to write smuttier and lustier fanfic until you reach your finale.... HOT GERIATRIC SEX?

Technically, the finale would be HOT NECROPHILIAC SEX, but HOT GERIATRIC SEX works too.

And thus far, they only have programs for those poor souls who think Worf/Troi was a good idea.

 

[Naraht]

Admiral Valeris said:
Technically, the finale would be HOT NECROPHILIAC SEX....

Nah, for HOT NECROPHILIAC SEX my OTP has to be Jack/Bev. Sorry.

 

[mon capitaine]

Technically HOT NECROPHILIAC SEX is COLD SEX.

 

[Dancing Doctor]

^Well, if Ronin is there animating the corpses, I would assume things would heat up...

Naraht said:
Nah, for HOT NECROPHILIAC SEX my OTP has to be Jack/Bev. Sorry.

Oooh...natural choice, really.

How soon after Jack's death would such a story occur, though?

 

[Scatta]

One of the things I wrote and set aside for completion and serious editing in the distant future actually included a scene where Beverly pushed the edge of "making out" with Jean-Luc's dead body. It's not quite necrophiliac-level, but I creaped myself out. You people are half-tempting me to release it as is as a non-believable guilty pleasure bit, assuming it wasn't lost when my USB flash drive died.

 

[Dancing Doctor]

^Oooh... :thumbsup:

If you've still got it, release it!