Game "Our Man Bashir" DS9 Line-by-Line

[May 20]

Each person takes a turn copy/pasting one line at a time from a transcript (or from your memory) from the episode listed in this title. You cannot do back to back posts. A person must go before you can go again.

If a character has a line back -to -back (example: switching scenes) you may post both lines.

Example:
[engineering] Janeway: Janeway, to bridge [oc]
[bridge]
Janeway's disembodied voice: Chakotay hail the ambassador.


Here is the link to the transcript to follow:
http://www.chakoteya.net/DS9/482.htm

 

[May 20]

[Holosuite - Paris nightclub]
(A man with an eye-patch goes flying backwards through a large decorative window. Apparently he's just been thrown through by Julian, wearing a tuxedo and an air of nonchalance. A blonde in a red dress offers him a bottle of champagne. In it's dark glass he sees the reflection of his assailant approaching from behind. Bashir turns and fires the champagne cork at him, knocking the man out cold.)
BASHIR: Lot of kick for a forty five Dom.

 

[mattman8907]

CAPRICE: Thank you, Mister. Mister?

 

[May 20]

BASHIR: Bashir. Julian Bashir.

 

[mattman8907]

(Well, it's the right initials, and he does get a round of applause as he kisses the woman.)
CAPRICE: Who's that?

 

[May 20]

BASHIR: An uninvited guest. Excuse me.
(Bashir goes over to )
BASHIR: Nice tux.

 

[Brennyren]

GARAK: Thank you.

 

[May 20]

BASHIR: Now get out.

 

[Brennyren]

GARAK: But Doctor, I've only just arrived.

 

[May 20]

BASHIR: Breaking into a holosuite during someone's programme is not only rude, it's illegal. I should call Odo and have you arrested.

 

[mattman8907]

GARAK: What an extreme reaction that would be. You must be very embarrassed by this programme.

 

[May 20]

BASHIR: I'm not embarrassed. I'm annoyed that you have intruded into my privacy.

 

[Athena28]

GARAK: Privacy, indeed. I think it goes far deeper than that, Doctor. Ever since you received this new program, you've spent virtually every free hour in the holosuite. But you haven't told anyone what the program is.

 

[mattman8907]

BASHIR: Am I supposed to?

 

[May 20]

GARAK: No, no, no. But you're such a, forgive me, a talkative man and it's so unusual for you to have secrets.

 

[Brennyren]

BASHIR: Breaking into a holosuite during someone's programme is not only rude, it's illegal. I should call Odo and have you arrested.

Somebody needs to alert the TNG crew -- Barclay could press charges! Though I suppose it could be different on a starship....
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BASHIR: I must have picked up that habit from you. Now, if you will excuse me --

 

[retroenzo]

(WOOHOO! Our Man Bashir! Awesome choice!)

GARAK: Is this fantasy of yours really truly revealing of your inner psyche?

 

[May 20]

BASHIR: What?

 

[Brennyren]

GARAK: Is that why you're so protective? Are you afraid that I'll find out some humiliating secrets about the real Julian Bashir?

 

[May 20]

BASHIR: This is a fantasy. I'm not hiding anything.