Unfortunately yeah. It sucks in a major way.
Open Letter Thread, Volume XII
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Dear Person Who Promised to Help,
So I've been doing all this fucking WORK for you for the past MONTH, and now you are bailing on your half of the bargain? And so now I gotta go spending a shitload of money I don't have, to pay someone to do the things you promised to do in return for...you know...all this fucking WORK I've been doing for you for the past MONTH?
Jesus! And you know better than anyone how I've been fucked over lately by someone else, and as a result, REALLY don't have the money for this.
Just reconfirms my decision to leave this fucking state. No one ever lives up to their fucking word around here.
Signed,
Did My Half
So I've been doing all this fucking WORK for you for the past MONTH, and now you are bailing on your half of the bargain? And so now I gotta go spending a shitload of money I don't have, to pay someone to do the things you promised to do in return for...you know...all this fucking WORK I've been doing for you for the past MONTH?
Jesus! And you know better than anyone how I've been fucked over lately by someone else, and as a result, REALLY don't have the money for this.
Just reconfirms my decision to leave this fucking state. No one ever lives up to their fucking word around here.
Signed,
Did My Half
Dear Cat,
I love you. You're the best thing in my life. But will you PLEASE stop walking over my keyboard until I pay attention to you? No, sitting on the keyboard isn't a good idea either.
And don't act indifferent once I do start paying attention to you. Stop messing with my mind!!!
PS Thanks for helping me pack up the apartment. I really appreciate the fact that you checked out every single box several times and packed your toys in them yourself. You've been a big help.
I love you. You're the best thing in my life. But will you PLEASE stop walking over my keyboard until I pay attention to you? No, sitting on the keyboard isn't a good idea either.
And don't act indifferent once I do start paying attention to you. Stop messing with my mind!!!
PS Thanks for helping me pack up the apartment. I really appreciate the fact that you checked out every single box several times and packed your toys in them yourself. You've been a big help.
^ Schweet. 
Dear Society In General,
Why are you so incomprehensible? Why can't you be more like your little brother, Warcraft?
Sincerely,
Confused-but-well-meaning-guy-with-a-cat-avatar
Why are you so incomprehensible? Why can't you be more like your little brother, Warcraft?
Sincerely,
Confused-but-well-meaning-guy-with-a-cat-avatar
Dear Apple,
Why exactly the hell are you not offering Mac OS X 10.7 for sale on disc? Having it be download-only is gonna slow down your servers something fierce. And piss everyone off.
Also, what are you going to do when you run out of cat names to use for your OSes?
Why exactly the hell are you not offering Mac OS X 10.7 for sale on disc? Having it be download-only is gonna slow down your servers something fierce. And piss everyone off.
Also, what are you going to do when you run out of cat names to use for your OSes?
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Fleet Admiral
Dear Big Damn Problem,
I know we've been together my entire life, but my patience and understanding regarding what you do are completely exhausted. Do me a solid and stop. Just stop.
Thanks,
005
I know we've been together my entire life, but my patience and understanding regarding what you do are completely exhausted. Do me a solid and stop. Just stop.
Thanks,
005
Dear Bar Examiners,
I've spent years in law school and obscene amounts of money getting that education. Please have mercy on my essays next week.
Love,
Vulcan Princess, JD
(Soon to become Vulcan Princess, Esq. if I pass your %$&#@ test.)
I've spent years in law school and obscene amounts of money getting that education. Please have mercy on my essays next week.
Love,
Vulcan Princess, JD
(Soon to become Vulcan Princess, Esq. if I pass your %$&#@ test.)
^ Good luck!
Indeed! Good luck VP!!
Dear Raffi,
Eat
! Who do you think you are?!? You're not all that.
Sincerely,
Gryff
Eat
! Who do you think you are?!? You're not all that.Sincerely,
Gryff
Dear AgileBits,
I'm trying not to blame you for totally screwing up the Safari plugin for 1Password and thus making it generally less pleasant to use than a tuning fork to the eyeball. I realize this is more Apple's fault for making Safari 5.1 such a pain in the ass with its all new architecture and thus requiring plugins such as yours to be rewritten. Regardless, I've found new happiness with Firefox (whose 1Password plugin is the same as Safari's used to be), so all is well.
Dear fellow TrekBBS board members,
I am sorry for acting the way I have been and generally being a trollish asshole. I have no excuse. I will do the best I can to stop acting that way.
I'm trying not to blame you for totally screwing up the Safari plugin for 1Password and thus making it generally less pleasant to use than a tuning fork to the eyeball. I realize this is more Apple's fault for making Safari 5.1 such a pain in the ass with its all new architecture and thus requiring plugins such as yours to be rewritten. Regardless, I've found new happiness with Firefox (whose 1Password plugin is the same as Safari's used to be), so all is well.
Dear fellow TrekBBS board members,
I am sorry for acting the way I have been and generally being a trollish asshole. I have no excuse. I will do the best I can to stop acting that way.
Dear Employment Gods,
I'd greatly appreciate it if you would help me at least get an interview at one of the many places I have recently applied to. I need a job so that I can go to a better school in that city. I do NOT want to be stuck going to community college for another year! Thank you!
~Alicia
I'd greatly appreciate it if you would help me at least get an interview at one of the many places I have recently applied to. I need a job so that I can go to a better school in that city. I do NOT want to be stuck going to community college for another year! Thank you!
~Alicia
Dear God,
Lately, I've been feeling different. Sad. Bored. Restless. Stuck in a rut. I find myself wanting more out of life. I want to go somewhere and do something fun and experience new things, but I dont know where to begin.
Edit:
By the way, I wasn't finished typing but either my cell phone or the forum swallowed my post. :-)
Anyway, for now I just want to add thanks and Amen.
Lately, I've been feeling different. Sad. Bored. Restless. Stuck in a rut. I find myself wanting more out of life. I want to go somewhere and do something fun and experience new things, but I dont know where to begin.
Edit:
By the way, I wasn't finished typing but either my cell phone or the forum swallowed my post. :-)
Anyway, for now I just want to add thanks and Amen.
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Dear Son,
I really hope your holiday to Zante comes off.
Naturally I will have to worry as it is your first holiday away with your friends. I have to ~ it's rule 23a in the parents handbook. Rule 23b being I will iron your clothes and pack your case. Rule 23c I MUST accompany you to the airport and cry when you go through the gate. 24d I expect an email EVERYDAY!
I know it's harsh but the rules are written.
My personal wish is that you have the most amazing time, stay safe and enjoy yourself ~ you deserve it.
Love, Mug. X
I really hope your holiday to Zante comes off.
Naturally I will have to worry as it is your first holiday away with your friends. I have to ~ it's rule 23a in the parents handbook. Rule 23b being I will iron your clothes and pack your case. Rule 23c I MUST accompany you to the airport and cry when you go through the gate. 24d I expect an email EVERYDAY!
I know it's harsh but the rules are written.
My personal wish is that you have the most amazing time, stay safe and enjoy yourself ~ you deserve it.
Love, Mug. X
I'm sure he appreciates everything.
Nice thought but still 
Dear Randy S;
Sure, come over any time, I'll leave the front door unlocked for you.
Please excuse my sloppy house keeping that has resulted in a pool of water all over the metal mesh just inside the front door. Pay no attention to the wires running between the metal mesh and the nearest electrical power outlet.
Feel free to walk right in.
Kisses, T'Girl.
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Oh, well.
