I got a bunch of free Slim Jims one time that lasted for about a month and now I can't bear to eat them anymore.
OMFG The Slim Jim Factory Exploded!
- Thread starter Plecostomus
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It says I should wait for the wife to leave and start a "Flirt With K'ehleyr" thread and a "Facts About Zion Ravescene" thread.
But I only want you for your 'doughy snacks'
And Zee should remain an enigma wrapped in a puzzle snuggled in a duvet
Plecostomus
Commodore
You can't blame the bookBTW what else does it say?
It says I should wait for the wife to leave and start a "Flirt With K'ehleyr" thread and a "Facts About Zion Ravescene" thread.
But I only want you for your 'doughy snacks'
And Zee should remain an enigma wrapped in a puzzle snuggled in a duvet
Hey babe I got your mechanically separated chicken and unspecified pork products right here you KNOW you want them.
But I only want you for your 'doughy snacks'
And Zee should remain an enigma wrapped in a puzzle snuggled in a duvet
Hey babe I got your mechanically separated chicken and unspecified pork products right here you KNOW you want them.
Leave her alone...she doesn't want roadkill!
K, my dear...how's about a bowl of this!
Plecostomus
Commodore
...actually that sounds rather good.
But I only want you for your 'doughy snacks'
And Zee should remain an enigma wrapped in a puzzle snuggled in a duvet
Hey babe I got your mechanically separated chicken and unspecified pork products right here you KNOW you want them.
Leave her alone...she doesn't want roadkill!
K, my dear...how's about a bowl of this!
Yeah, Plec, that description is not really setting my tastebuds alight with tingling anticipation (why don't we have a 'throwing up' smiley?)
Thank you Baba, that sounds diptastic ~ I love aubergine
And I've just made banoffee pie for pudding ~ I have, I really have! I blind baked the pastry and everything and grated half a bar of chocolate on the top (I ate the other half whilst whipping the cream
) I am very proud.*Hands a slice to Baba and hides the rest behind her back*
And I've just made banoffee pie for pudding ~ I have, I really have! I blind baked the pastry and everything and grated half a bar of chocolate on the top (I ate the other half whilst whipping the cream
*Hands a slice to Baba and hides the rest behind her back*
Hey! I saw that! *grabs it*
*the slice, that is*
*on the other hand...
*
Plecostomus
Commodore
None for me then? Fine.
*wraps 200 Slim Jims with tape and attaches fuse*
*lights fuse*
*wraps 200 Slim Jims with tape and attaches fuse*
*lights fuse*
And I've just made banoffee pie for pudding ~ I have, I really have! I blind baked the pastry and everything and grated half a bar of chocolate on the top (I ate the other half whilst whipping the cream
*Hands a slice to Baba and hides the rest behind her back*
Hey! I saw that! *grabs it*
*the slice, that is*
*on the other hand...
*slaps the other hand*
Just eat the pie boy
None for me then? Fine.
*wraps 200 Slim Jims with tape and attaches fuse*
*lights fuse*
See I know you would not do that, waste slim jims in that reckless manner. Ok, have a piece of pie...
They do have their uses then
Plecostomus
Commodore
And I've just made banoffee pie for pudding ~ I have, I really have! I blind baked the pastry and everything and grated half a bar of chocolate on the top (I ate the other half whilst whipping the cream
*Hands a slice to Baba and hides the rest behind her back*
Hey! I saw that! *grabs it*
*the slice, that is*
*on the other hand...
*slaps the other hand*
Just eat the pie boy
None for me then? Fine.
*wraps 200 Slim Jims with tape and attaches fuse*
*lights fuse*
See I know you would not do that, waste slim jims in that reckless manner. Ok, have a piece of pie...
*innuendo sense tingling* Uh...
What exactly *is* "banoffee"?
*eats the pie anyway*
*eats the pie anyway*
Plecostomus
Commodore
I think it's a type of brandy.
What exactly *is* "banoffee"?
*eats the pie anyway*
A banoffee is a small bird native to southern England, with garlic and onions in a brandy sauce (you were almost right Plec) and topped with mashed turnip ~ the beak traditionally pokes out of the top ~ delicious
Plecostomus
Commodore
What exactly *is* "banoffee"?
*eats the pie anyway*
A banoffee is a small bird native to southern England, with garlic and onions in a brandy sauce (you were almost right Plec) and topped with mashed turnip ~ the beak traditionally pokes out of the top ~ delicious
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banoffee
Funny wiki doesn't mention anything about the beak or the onions. I think someone should edit that.
I thought maybe it was the coffee drank by mods when they ban people.
Yeah we need a 'groan' smiley too!
Plecostomus
Commodore
Yeah there are situations when the 
just doesn't cut it. 
just doesn't cut it.