"Is headwear forbidden!" has to be the best line.
That was my small contribution.
After I saw
jon1701's genius Star Trek V sombrerification, I sent him a PM stating:
I was thinking you should do one based on the scene from Trek III, where Bones is trying to negotiate a ride to Genesis from that funky alien.
Instead of "Genesis allowed is not. Is planet forbidden!", it could say "Sombrero allowed is not. Is headwear forbidden!"
Or something like that.
And then maybe cut to McCoy in a sombrero.
Just an idea.
-Sam
jon1701 then went above and beyond my wildest expectations with his final product. The man's a genius!
I think my favorite line is Kirk in a sombrero (of course) saying:
"This is damn peculiar..." It works on so many levels...