The Abramsprise is what happens when the sexy librarian hooks up with a biker gang and gets a tramp stamp and platinum highlights in her raven hair--sure, she gives you a rise in the Levis but you may not feel good about it.)



God, that's funny! I've been skimming through this thread, and that made me pause and really laugh.
To be honest, I don't quite fit the criteria exactly, as I started watching TOS in the early 70s when it was in first-time re-runs, being broadcast in UHF from some station in Erie that most likely doesn't even exist anymore. The reception was terrible, like the first broadcasts from the moon, which merely added to the mystique.
I've been in love with the show ever since. I think I discovered the James Blish series of adaptions shortly after that.
And yes, the Old Girl is still one of the best looking spaceships of all time. I really wish we could've gotten a full-blown version of the original in the reboot, but as the Stones once sang, 'You can't always get what you want.'