Old Charles Tucker was a fine engineer

[ED-209]

To the tune of "Old Dan Tucker".

Old Charles Tucker was a fine Engineer,
He never developed a taste for Beer.
Ran the engine like a Wagon Wheel
Died of a toothache in his heal.

Move out for the way for commander Tucker
He's too late to get his supper
Suppers over and breakfast cookin'
But commander Tucker just stands there lookin'

 

[somebuddyX]

Once an angry Quantum launched his starship Enterprise
against the advice of Vulcans to take a Klingon home
And he furrowed as he warped and phase cannoned a bunch of schmucks,
who'll come along this Faith of the heart roam,

FAITH OF THE HEART, FAITH OF THE HEART
who'll change the lyrics so you can just say who'll come and faith of the heart with me (I will),
And his crew grew on me and had some cool adventures,
So I guess I had faith of the heart with them.