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Okay, let's settle this one and for all... who would you do?

Who would you do?

  • Lt. Scott

    Votes: 8 28.6%
  • Eli

    Votes: 3 10.7%
  • Dr. Rush

    Votes: 2 7.1%
  • The wispy whirlwind alien (presumably it's male)

    Votes: 1 3.6%
  • Other

    Votes: 12 42.9%
  • I am celibate

    Votes: 2 7.1%

  • Total voters
    28

Blueicus

Captain
Captain
Okay, even if you're not into guys, let's choose. If you were stranded on an ancient ship and you're billions of light years away from Earth, saw your father die and are feeling the urges, who would you prefer to have "intimate relations" with? Choose now!
 
FIRST VOTE!!! YEA!! I RULE!!

and, naturally, I voted for the hottie. Even if he is younger than my son.
 
Chloe in the shower. Chloe in her quarters. Chloe by the big Window. Chloe with a fox. Chloe in a box. I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like them Sam I Am.
 
Lt Hottie/McChesty/Hooters/Busty or even Miss Weapons of Mass Distractions.

To paraphrase I would do her "On the bed, on the floor On a towel by the gate, In the bridge, in the shuttle, Up against the filters"


Yeah I spent time thinking about this.
 
If I was a woman/gay I'd go for Rush. Now if I was on the ship I'd go in this order: TJ, Lt. Hooters and then Chloe.
 
If I were a woman, I'd go for Eli, just to see the look on his face while he was doing it with an actual woman. If I were gay, I'd go for Greer, just to see the look on his face while he was doing it with an actual guy.

As for me...

TJ, Lt. Hooters and then Chloe.
The same, but the order doesn't matter. They'll each get their turn.
 
Was the chinese IOA babe on an old episode fo Stargate SG-1, the one with the bugs?????

I could swear I saw her before....
 
Was the chinese IOA babe on an old episode fo Stargate SG-1, the one with the bugs?????

I could swear I saw her before....

No Tamlyn Tomita was in The Scrouge, Ming-Wa plays Camille Wray on Stargate Universe.
 
Still another vote for Lt Busty Chick. I know she's straight but I suppose I could introduce her to the joys of girl- girl play.

Ming Na's Camille holds no appeal for me whatsoever. I want a fellow alpha chick, not some girl whose big turn on is sorting personnel files.

Too bad Destiny is so far from Earth. I'll have to make do without my toaster.

( there's an old joke that a lesbian gets a toaster as a reward if she converts a straight girl )
 
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