Oh, no tigers - what would you do?

[Yeoman Randi]

Back away vewwwy vewwwy slowly....

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

I guess Tigers aren't really anything to be afraid of.

Unless one of them hits a home run and it whacks you in the head.

 

[Nick086]

I'll run and hopely I'll pass someone and the tiger can get them.

 

[Deranged Nasat]

I guess Tigers aren't really anything to be afraid of.

Unless one of them hits a home run and it whacks you in the head.

Is everything you post about baseball?

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

^ Eventually, yes.

 

[Theodore Jay Miller]

^^^ You are so anal retentive. Everyone knew what I meant. This is a message board not an English class.

But I found it amusing, because moving the comma reversed the meaning, from worrying about the presence of tigers to worrying about the absence of tigers.

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Tigers like to attack from ambush from the rear, so many people in rural parts of India where tigers attacks are a problem wear halloween masks on the back of their heads.

That's the one thing I remember distinctly from all the documentaries about tigers interacting with humans in the wild. Stuck with me for some reason.

So I would try to drive off the male with a threat display and then mount the female, establishing my dominance and hopefully getting on Youtube.

Or maybe keep that joke for the bridge, tell it and I might shoot cereal and milk out my mouth at high speed again, distracting or killing the tiger

Probably invite them for tea and hope they don't eat me out of house and home.

I love the expression the Dad has on his face as his wife and daughter tell him how a tiger took all his beer and drank the water supply dry.

Almost looks as if he's saying "wow, they're as stoned as I am".