Oh my ****ing God

[JarodRussell]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant_isopod

I am a little bit scared right now.

Imagine finding that in your basement.

 

[Deranged Nasat]

My close cousin the giant isopod!

She's shown up before in this forum, I recall. Don't worry, she's harmless. She just looks horrific...

And unless you're Spongebob Squarepants, it won't show up in your basement.

 

[JarodRussell]

If Aliens look like this, I'm not going to be friends with them.

 

[Robert Maxwell]

Hah, I love those things. They're basically giant roly polys. I'd keep one as a pet.

 

[TheGodBen]

It's a Reaper! The invasion has begun! Quick, evacuate London!

 

[Deranged Nasat]

It's a Reaper! The invasion has begun! Quick, evacuate London!

Living there part time myself, London would be much improved by a small army of insectoid monsters.

 

[TheGodBen]

I know that the Cameron government is bad, but would it really be better to be collected and dissolved into a fine paste that would be used to make a gigantic mechanical killing machine?

 

[Deranged Nasat]

I know that the Cameron government is bad, but would it really be better to be collected and dissolved into a fine paste that would be used to make a gigantic mechanical killing machine?

What colour is the gigantic mechanical killing machine?

It hinges on that.

 

[TheGodBen]

A kind of pimpin' dark purple. Possibly grey.

 

[Robert Maxwell]

I should train an army of these to do my bidding.

 

[Jadzia]

It's the Crab Men returning from the oceans to reclaim the land back from us.

Just as was prophesied.

 

[Deranged Nasat]

A kind of pimpin' dark purple. Possibly grey.

Oh dear. I'll stick with Cameron, then.

I should train an army of these to do my bidding.

Scuttle, my pretties, scuttle!

It's the Crab Men returning from the oceans to reclaim the land back from us.

Just as was prophesied.

But did we listen? No! Fools...

 

[Gryffindorian]

Actually, that's kind of cute. It reminds me of this big-ass horseshoe crab I saw one time.

 

[LitmusDragon]

 

[Roger Wilco]

So, has anybody ever eaten one?

 

[Sephiroth]

*sets an army of them loose in Apostle's shop*

 

[Robert Maxwell]

They're related to shrimp and crabs so I would assume they taste similarly.

 

[Guitarded]

 

[Gaith]

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[AriesIV]

Jeph who draws QC had a bright pink I FEEL PRETTY shirt featuring Giant Isopods on his site for awhile. Think it was discontinued.