Since the whole thing doesn't fit in the tagline. Here goes:
Hey poster let me give you some advice
Roberto and Alex are about to pulverize our canon
On May Ninth
That is if the crazy B & Bs
Or Abrams don't get us first
And the ship will come up from the ground
The ship will come up from the ground
Canon will die--canon will die
Canon will die--canon will die
But go ahead sleep tight in your beds tonight
Remember what the wise mod said
Chorus
There's nothing to post
There's nothing to post but fear itself
There's nothing to post
There's nothing to post but fear itself
There's nothing to post (but fear itself)
There's nothing to post (but fear itself)
There's nothing to poooooost (but fear itself)
The post count's starting to rise now
The post count's starting to rise (rise)
The post count's starting to rise now
The post count's starting to rise (rise)
Hey Trekkie won't you come this way
Won't you let me buy you makeup lights or perhaps a barcode scanner
Or perhaps a nice sombrero or perhaps Uhura's Earpiece
Or perhaps a ride in Kirk's Corvette
Perhaps a a ride in Kirk's Corvette
Won't you make JJ Abrams happy
Won't you make JJ Abrams happy
Won't you let me show you the New Ship Scenery
Don't ask Probert, he'll seem quite leery
Chorus
If they don't turn you into a sycophant or the drooling masses on the street
If they don't turn you into a purist or a shouting spock freak
If they don't take away your canon or turn your continuity inside out
If they don't take away your passion with a pepper grinder set
They'll take away your TOS
They'll take away your TOS
They'll take away your TOS
But remember what the wise mod said
Chorus
Hey poster let me give you some advice
Roberto and Alex are about to pulverize our canon
On May Ninth
That is if the crazy B & Bs
Or Abrams don't get us first
And the ship will come up from the ground
The ship will come up from the ground
Canon will die--canon will die
Canon will die--canon will die
But go ahead sleep tight in your beds tonight
Remember what the wise mod said
Chorus
There's nothing to post
There's nothing to post but fear itself
There's nothing to post
There's nothing to post but fear itself
There's nothing to post (but fear itself)
There's nothing to post (but fear itself)
There's nothing to poooooost (but fear itself)
The post count's starting to rise now
The post count's starting to rise (rise)
The post count's starting to rise now
The post count's starting to rise (rise)
Hey Trekkie won't you come this way
Won't you let me buy you makeup lights or perhaps a barcode scanner
Or perhaps a nice sombrero or perhaps Uhura's Earpiece
Or perhaps a ride in Kirk's Corvette
Perhaps a a ride in Kirk's Corvette
Won't you make JJ Abrams happy
Won't you make JJ Abrams happy
Won't you let me show you the New Ship Scenery
Don't ask Probert, he'll seem quite leery
Chorus
If they don't turn you into a sycophant or the drooling masses on the street
If they don't turn you into a purist or a shouting spock freak
If they don't take away your canon or turn your continuity inside out
If they don't take away your passion with a pepper grinder set
They'll take away your TOS
They'll take away your TOS
They'll take away your TOS
But remember what the wise mod said
Chorus
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