Ode to Captain Janeway


Let's raise a glass to best!

Captain Janeway is the best,
She has more hair than all the rest.
Kirk and Sisko, Archer too;
Even Picard just won't do.
She hits the bad guys where it hurts,
Looks pretty good when wearing skirts.
She sometimes gets depressed, it's true,
But years with Neelix, wouldn't you?
Kirk had lovers every week,
But Janeway had so far to seek,
She found one only once a year,
And what a bunch of creeps, I fear.
Aloof Picard was so austere,
No fun on his ship, that's just clear.
Janeway likes her crew to smile,
Finds time for all to play a while.
Sisko bored us with baseball,
And rarely won a fight at all.
But Janeway plays velocity,
And thrashes villains with ferocity.
Archer's just a normal guy,
I doubt we'll ever see him cry.
But Janeway stands above the crowd,
"I'll get them home to Earth!" she vowed.
And when at last she did succeed,
Her older self it was decreed,
Would die to help her reach her goal,
And bring her home to search her soul.
Yes Captain Janeway is the best,
Standing hair and shoulders over all the rest.
Despite her size, she towers above,
And maybe now at last, she'll find true love.


Let's raise a glass to best!
