Ode to Captain Janeway

[Adm_Hawthorne]

Ode to Captain Janeway

Captain Janeway is the best,
She has more hair than all the rest.
Kirk and Sisko, Archer too;
Even Picard just won't do.


She hits the bad guys where it hurts,
Looks pretty good when wearing skirts.
She sometimes gets depressed, it's true,
But years with Neelix, wouldn't you?


Kirk had lovers every week,
But Janeway had so far to seek,
She found one only once a year,
And what a bunch of creeps, I fear.


Aloof Picard was so austere,
No fun on his ship, that's just clear.
Janeway likes her crew to smile,
Finds time for all to play a while.


Sisko bored us with baseball,
And rarely won a fight at all.
But Janeway plays velocity,
And thrashes villains with ferocity.


Archer's just a normal guy,
I doubt we'll ever see him cry.
But Janeway stands above the crowd,
"I'll get them home to Earth!" she vowed.


And when at last she did succeed,
Her older self it was decreed,
Would die to help her reach her goal,
And bring her home to search her soul.


Yes Captain Janeway is the best,
Standing hair and shoulders over all the rest.
Despite her size, she towers above,
And maybe now at last, she'll find true love.

Let's raise a glass to best!

 

[froot]

*raises a glass*

*swigs it*

*raises another*

*swigs it*

*raises yet another*

*swigs it*

Whatever's in these glasses is good stuff.

Also, this bit of fine poetry should be set to a catchy song! Then it could be the J-Team theme or something.

 

[JanewayRulz!]

Hooray!

 

[Dancing Doctor]

[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TL8b0Ih7Lo[/yt]

 

[Galekarens]

KJ, the Warrior Goddess of Star Trek!!!!

 

[kathrynJaneway2]

thast was a great tribute to janeway. i will raise thousand of glasses for her any day. she is totyally the best and rules star trek. it was because of her i fell in love withy star trek and wish to become her. only seems to happen in my dreams mind.

 

[Adm_Hawthorne]

KJ, the Warrior Goddess of Star Trek!!!!

Kathryn Janeway: Warrior Princess Captain

 

[Purdy Bear]

Brilliant Poem!

Would Captain Janeway have been the original Amazon Princess me wonders! She is totally the best.

 

[JanewayRulz!]

"I prefer Captain."

Ain't that the truth!

 

[vas2009]

 

[Lynx]

Ode to Captain Janeway

Captain Janeway is the best,
She has more hair than all the rest.
Kirk and Sisko, Archer too;
Even Picard just won't do.


She hits the bad guys where it hurts,
Looks pretty good when wearing skirts.
She sometimes gets depressed, it's true,
But years with Neelix, wouldn't you?


Kirk had lovers every week,
But Janeway had so far to seek,
She found one only once a year,
And what a bunch of creeps, I fear.


Aloof Picard was so austere,
No fun on his ship, that's just clear.
Janeway likes her crew to smile,
Finds time for all to play a while.


Sisko bored us with baseball,
And rarely won a fight at all.
But Janeway plays velocity,
And thrashes villains with ferocity.


Archer's just a normal guy,
I doubt we'll ever see him cry.
But Janeway stands above the crowd,
"I'll get them home to Earth!" she vowed.


And when at last she did succeed,
Her older self it was decreed,
Would die to help her reach her goal,
And bring her home to search her soul.


Yes Captain Janeway is the best,
Standing hair and shoulders over all the rest.
Despite her size, she towers above,
And maybe now at last, she'll find true love.

Let's raise a glass to best!

That one was good!

 

[froot]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofXo-RLksDE