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Ode to Calvin and Hobbes

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Oh Calvin and Hobbes, how I love thee!

During the ten brief years of thy lifespan, thou didst bring a wealth of wonder, warmth, and wit to the comic pages of newspapers throughout the world. Thy writing did make me laugh even harder than the brilliant single-panel cartoons of Gary Larson, yet thy characters captured my heart even more dearly than those of Charles M. Schulz' masterpiece. Thou didst show the world with just three or four panels a day, how to be hilarious and intelligent at the same time.

Oh Calvin and Hobbes, how I love thy artwork. Not only wast thou smart and funny, thou wast beautiful to look upon. Forsooth, thy alien landscapes and sprawling images of a boy and his furry friend sledding towards disaster--through a deciduous forest of the type to which every child should have access--were truly pleasing unto the eyes.

Oh Calvin and Hobbes, how I love the insightfulness of thy stories. The tale in which Moe stole Calvin's toy truck was funny, yet sad in that it reminded us of the unfairness of childhood, and, indirectly, life in general, and how a harsh part of growing up is the recognition of that unfairness. Yet, that story was comforting in that it reminded us that the unfairness of life is something that we all share. Such a small story, yet rather poignant. (If any of ye say that I do read too much into it, my answer unto thee is :p ). The entertaining-but-touching truthfulness of this story is representative of the many excellent sequences thou didst present.

Oh Calvin and Hobbes, there was no pressing need for a humorous cartoon to portray dinosaurs with anything resembling scientific accuracy, and yet thy author regularly did so. While early appearances of allosaurs within thy panels had the silly appearance one would expect of prehistoric creatures in a comic world, after a short time thy author--Bill Watterson--didst begin to draw the inhabitants of the Mesozoic Era with attention to detail that would make proud the editors of paleontological journals, taking care never to show carnosaurs from the late Cretaceous period interacting with sauropods of the Jurassic time. Why hast Watterson done this thing? Because he didst love his subject matter. For that, I love thee.

Oh Calvin and Hobbes, thy author believed that if he heavily merchandised his creation, he would cheapen its value, undercut any messages it might share, and possibly reduce his freedom to produce anything even remotely controversial. Yet, by sticking like glue to this belief, he went against the wishes of his Syndicate, would-be toy manufacturers and vendors, would-be animation houses who would have liked to produce animated specials or movies based on thy characters, and possibly even a large portion of his own fans who would have gladly spent unreasonable amounts of dough on junk like little stuffed Hobbes dolls with suction-cup feet that thou canst stick in the back window of thy Toyota. In holding true to what was in his heart, he didst turn down the opportunity to become richer than Midas (Certain I am that he was not poor, but far richer he could have been). Such solitary, lonely devotion to what one considers to be right in the midst of widespread opposition is one of the traits I most admire in my heroes.

Oh, how I love Suzie. And Rosalyn. And Calvinball. And Club GROSS. And Stupendous Man. And the box that functioneth as a duplicator, transmogrifier, or time-machine depending upon how one openeth it. How I feel sympathy for Calvin's parents. And Miss Wormwood. And the snowmen leading tragic lives. How I wish Galaxoid and Nebular had been introduced earlier and made more appearances.

Oh Calvin and Hobbes, when I read thy panels, I find treasure everywhere. Thanks in large part to thee, it is a magical world.
 
It was overrated, really. I mean there was the claim that Calvin was more like a real kid than, say, Charlie Brown, but he wasn't that much. Calvin displayed many real-kidism, but also was too inisightful...especially if you consider Hobbes part of Calvin's mind. Dennis the Menace is more like a real kid, but his strip sucks.

And Calvin grew up to be Frazz, the school janitor, mentoring kids who far too smart/insightful for their age.
 
It was overrated, really. I mean there was the claim that Calvin was more like a real kid than, say, Charlie Brown, but he wasn't that much.
In the Ten-Year Anniversary book, Watterson stated that Calvin was never intended to be a literal six-year-old. You're criticizing the strip for not achieving what the cartoonist never intended it to achieve.
 
While I understand Watterson's reluctance to have his creations merchandised and turned banal, I still would really love to have a Hobbes doll. Except I can't decide whether I'd want it to look like Hobbes as Calvin sees him or Hobbes as everyone else sees him.

I also often wonder whom I'd cast as Calvin and Hobbes in an animated adaptation. My current candidates are Tara Strong and John Goodman.
 
Yea, verily, I say unto thee, Calvin And Hobbes was a fine and exemplary creation. :)

The prize jewel (as yet unattained) of my comics shelf is The Complete Calvin And Hobbes. And I've decided to expand my comic strip horizons somewhat: I picked up the first volume of The Complete Peanuts at the library... Yeah, yeah, I never read it before. Aware, just not conversant therein.
 
Excellent ode, my good man. Well, said.

It was for his non-commercialization wish that I never approached Watterson for the rights to produce my stage adaptation The Musical Calvin and Hobbes. (The artwork and projections would all be Watterson's art blown up, to retain the look of the strip. Only the humans, their clothing and their props would be "real"). Likewise, about 95% of the dialogue is directly from the strips.

Although, since it's some ten years since the strip ended, I might try. Watterson had tremendous respect for Charles Schulz, and I wrote a new Peanuts musical for the opening of the Schulz Museum a few years back. So maybe if I play that card ...

Still, you must respect the wishes of the property creator. And Watterson was offered a TON of money to license a stuffed Hobbes.

--Ted
 
I also often wonder whom I'd cast as Calvin and Hobbes in an animated adaptation. My current candidates are Tara Strong and John Goodman.

While John Goodman would be just about perfect in the role, there's a certain hilarious irony to the thought of Hobbes being voiced by Bill Murray which I just can't ignore. :D
 
I LOVE every single thing about Calvin & Hobbes, and I never get tired of reading the strip.

I also add my voice to the billions who want their own stuffed Hobbes. I have no trouble choosing, though. I want mine furry and soft and cat-sized - big enough to hug. And I want him to look like the live Hobbes, not the sock-version, though it too has its charms. They could make both and satisfy everybody. :)

Have I mentioned I love Calvin & Hobbes? Not enough. I love the strip immensely. I can't imagine another ever taking its place in my heart.
 
I loved it as a kid. Why haven't they ever made an animated movie? Weren't they supposed to be making one years back?
 
Certainly one of the very best comic strips I've ever read; smart and often acerbically witty, a cherished childhood memory. :)
 
Fantastic ode! Agreed on all points. Calvin and Hobbes is quite simply the greatest comic strip and I can't imagine my life without it.

Like others have already said, I have great respect for Watterson for never selling out but also being flexible enough to allow us to have the wonderful collections. Not only is The Complete Calvin and Hobbes a fantastic collection, but both Calvin and Hobbes Sunday Pages 1985-1995 and The Calvin and Hobbest Tenth Anniversary include wonderful insights from Watterson himself about his creation, which is just as valuable as the works themselves.

While I miss Calvin and Hobbes tremendously, I applaud Watterson for quitting while he was ahead and didn't allow the strip to be watered down like so many other strips who have outstayed their welcome.

I loved it as a kid. Why haven't they ever made an animated movie? Weren't they supposed to be making one years back?
Licensing. Watterson wouldn't want to commercialize his creation in such a way (as Ted already covered upthread).
 
Watterson wouldn't want to commercialize his creation in such a way (as Ted already covered upthread).

Frankly, he didn't even want to do the printed collections. But since they are just of his artwork and not someone's "realization" of his work, I guess he finally relented.

Lucky for us! :)

--Ted
 
Watterson wouldn't want to commercialize his creation in such a way (as Ted already covered upthread).
Frankly, he didn't even want to do the printed collections. But since they are just of his artwork and not someone's "realization" of his work, I guess he finally relented.

--Ted
Yeah, I sort of referenced that earlier in my post and I'm very glad he relented (as well as providing insights of his thought process).
 
I really like C&H, but I get sad thinking about the missed opportunities. Why not give him a younger sibling, who can also see Hobbes, or see him in a different way? Why not age him a few years? Stuff like that.

Still, I have to say, one of the best strips ever, and to be roundly applauded for his non-commercial stance.
 
Love C&H. Best strip ever. I have read the complete C&H about three times through in the last year. I never get tired of it. My sig is always a C&H quote.
 
I also add my voice to the billions who want their own stuffed Hobbes. I have no trouble choosing, though. I want mine furry and soft and cat-sized - big enough to hug. And I want him to look like the live Hobbes, not the sock-version, though it too has its charms. They could make both and satisfy everybody. :)

I dunno... having one of each wouldn't be entirely satisfying. The ideal would be to have one that looks to me like the live Hobbes but looks to everyone else like the stuffed Hobbes. :cool:
 
I also add my voice to the billions who want their own stuffed Hobbes. I have no trouble choosing, though. I want mine furry and soft and cat-sized - big enough to hug. And I want him to look like the live Hobbes, not the sock-version, though it too has its charms. They could make both and satisfy everybody. :)

I dunno... having one of each wouldn't be entirely satisfying. The ideal would be to have one that looks to me like the live Hobbes but looks to everyone else like the stuffed Hobbes. :cool:

I had the thought that there could be a Hobbes that looks like the sock-version, but you could unzip the covering and peel it off and under would be a live looking Hobbes, but I don't know if it would be possible!

Aspects of Calvin and Hobes have entered my family's vocabulary. When Calvin collected boxtops from sugar coated chocolate bombs cereal and sent off for a propeller-top beanie hat, my father had sent off for something at the same time. While Calvin impatiently awaited his beanie, we also would ask if Dad's 'beanie' had arrived yet. I ordered a video from Amazon.com the other day, so I have a beanie on the way!
 
I always loved the story where C&H battle the Derange Mutant Killer Monster Snow Goons. So many great lines!

Calvin: Live! Live! Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive!!!

Hobbes: You brought a snowman to life?
Calvin: I didn't think he'd be evil!

Hobbes: Maybe we could lure him inside and he'd melt.
Calvin: It would take hours and even if he didn't kill mom, she'd have a fit about all the water on the floor!

Hobbes: Hmmm. How'd they finally kill Frosty?
Calvin: Beats me. Now I wish I'd watch the dumb show. Maybe they stabbed with an icicle.

Calvin: Shhhh.
Hobbes: Shhh.
Calvin: HA! HA! HA! Die, snow-goon, die!!!
 
I always loved the story where C&H battle the Derange Mutant Killer Monster Snow Goons. So many great lines!

Calvin: Live! Live! Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive!!!

Hobbes: You brought a snowman to life?
Calvin: I didn't think he'd be evil!

Hobbes: Maybe we could lure him inside and he'd melt.
Calvin: It would take hours and even if he didn't kill mom, she'd have a fit about all the water on the floor!

Hobbes: Hmmm. How'd they finally kill Frosty?
Calvin: Beats me. Now I wish I'd watch the dumb show. Maybe they stabbed with an icicle.

Calvin: Shhhh.
Hobbes: Shhh.
Calvin: HA! HA! HA! Die, snow-goon, die!!!

I have that collection..."How'd they finally kill Frosty?" still makes me laugh out loud when I see it.
 
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