October Challenge - B.J.'s entry

[B.J.]

Once I got a good idea for this one, I managed to whip this out in under 2 days! The quote is from the webcomic "Schlock Mercenary".


I had another idea for "Rule 1: Pillage, THEN burn!" I may still do that as well.

 

[Starscape]

Very Nice!!

 

[Mistral]

Very clever!

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Sweet! Give 'em hell!

 

[Klaus]

nice, though I do love the other joke... I heard it in the SCA in days of yore as "the dumb Vikings who burn, pillage and rape instead of the other way around"...

 

[Ziz]

I heard another version somewhere, as if it was the commander talking to his troops...

Ok men, we're going to attack the village in a few minutes. We're going to kill the cows, we're going to burn the houses, and we're going to rape the women...

...and for God's sake, let's get it right this time!