"Ooh Ooh Mr Peevely!"
Obscure lines that stick in your head.
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From Moonlighting's "The Taming of the Shrew" episode.
Petruchio: Is this a dagger which I see before me, the handle toward my hand --
Lucentio: (quietly) Wrong play.
Petruchio: (trying again) Now is the winter of our discontent --
Lucentio: Wrong play.
Petruchio: Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears!
Townspeople: WRONG PLAY!
Petruchio: (after consulting scroll) Verona, now I take my leave?
Townspeople: Uh-huh.
Petruchio: Am I not man, hear me roar, in numbers too big to ignore?
Petruchio: Is this a dagger which I see before me, the handle toward my hand --
Lucentio: (quietly) Wrong play.
Petruchio: (trying again) Now is the winter of our discontent --
Lucentio: Wrong play.
Petruchio: Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears!
Townspeople: WRONG PLAY!
Petruchio: (after consulting scroll) Verona, now I take my leave?
Townspeople: Uh-huh.
Petruchio: Am I not man, hear me roar, in numbers too big to ignore?
Now that got this stuck in my head:
David: We're looking for a man with a mole on his nose...
Guard: A Mole on his nose?
Maddie: A mole on his nose!
Guard: What kind of clothes?
Maddie: What kind of clothes?
David: What kind of clothes do you suppose?
Guard: What kind of clothes do I suppose,
Would be worn by a man with a mole on his nose?
Who knows?
David: Did I happen to mention, or bother to disclose?
That this man who we're seeking with a mole on his nose,
I'm not sure of his clothes or anything else,
Except he's Chinese. A big clue by itself.
Maddie: How did you do that?
David: You gotta read a lot of Dr. Suess.
Guard: No I'm sorry to say, and sad to report
I haven't seen anyone at all of that sort.
Not a man who's Chinese with a mole on his nose
With some kind of clothes that you can't suppose.
So...Get away from this door and get out of this place,
Or I'll have to hurt you, put my foot in your face.
"I don't wish to know that! And neither do the audience!"
"My paperman has a big round."
"Your paperman has a big round what?"
"Eeeeeeee-YAKABOO!"
"Oh. Must you?"
"My paperman has a big round."
"Your paperman has a big round what?"
"Eeeeeeee-YAKABOO!"
"Oh. Must you?"
"Jean-Paul, you cannot say penis on British TV"
Thespeckledkiwi
Vice Admiral
Ey-yi-yi-yi, oops, Magellan. Your fun little journey's become a nightmare.
Magellan was pleased as the natives drew near. But then someone shouted, "I think they are attacking." Magellan said "What?" And got hit with a spear.
Magellan was pleased as the natives drew near. But then someone shouted, "I think they are attacking." Magellan said "What?" And got hit with a spear.
Ah, yes, speakee speakee. Me Blitish consul. Ah yes, Piccadilly Circus, miniskirt and Joe Lyons.
Wibble.
From Kate and Allie, after Allie leaves her son in his room following a brief discussion of sex.
Chip: (hysterically): She said "condom"!
Chip: (hysterically): She said "condom"!
Made me think of this exchange:
Perfect Tommy: Let her out?
Buckaroo Banzai: That's right, let her out. I'll be responsible.
Perfect Tommy: But she's a killer.
Buckaroo Banzai: No, she's not. Now, let her out and give her your coat.
Perfect Tommy: Why me?
Buckaroo Banzai: Because you're perfect.
Perfect Tommy: You have a point there.
Perfect Tommy: Let her out?
Buckaroo Banzai: That's right, let her out. I'll be responsible.
Perfect Tommy: But she's a killer.
Buckaroo Banzai: No, she's not. Now, let her out and give her your coat.
Perfect Tommy: Why me?
Buckaroo Banzai: Because you're perfect.
Perfect Tommy: You have a point there.
I love how Lurgi shows up periodically in later shows.Yippee ty-yi-yay, farewell Magellan. The East Indies Islands were right over there!
I love the songs from Animaniacs. :thumbsup:Alas, the lines going through my head lately:
"Yousa follow me now, okie-day?"
"Ex-SQUEEZE me!"
"My no know."
"But you're not as confused as he is! Your job is not to be as confused as Nigel!"
"Remember thsat time you tried to drill a hole through your head..."
"That would've worked if you hadn't stopped me..."
"I can't jump the distance - you'll have to toss me!"
"No camels!"
"The Tuck Pendleton machine-- zero defects!"
"I won't let you take her from me!"
"How much more time do I have?"
"You just got yourself an extension!"
"Well, I see the usual cast of fags, losers, and drug addicts are here."
"No. No water. No liquids! I'm terribly allergic to them."
"Guess where I'm going next week. "
"I don't know. Where?"
"Mexico. Guess what I'm doing when I get there."
"I don't know. Lie on a beach. "
"Wrong. I'm getting my first series of hormone injections. And when thos girls kick in, they're going to take out my organs, and make me a woman."
"you serious? "
"It's something I've wanted to do for a long time. But it wasn't until I saw your movie that I realized: I have to take action! GOODBYE PENIS!"
"That would've worked if you hadn't stopped me..."
"I can't jump the distance - you'll have to toss me!"
"No camels!"
"The Tuck Pendleton machine-- zero defects!"
"I won't let you take her from me!"
"How much more time do I have?"
"You just got yourself an extension!"
"Well, I see the usual cast of fags, losers, and drug addicts are here."
"No. No water. No liquids! I'm terribly allergic to them."
"Guess where I'm going next week. "
"I don't know. Where?"
"Mexico. Guess what I'm doing when I get there."
"I don't know. Lie on a beach. "
"Wrong. I'm getting my first series of hormone injections. And when thos girls kick in, they're going to take out my organs, and make me a woman."
"you serious? "
"It's something I've wanted to do for a long time. But it wasn't until I saw your movie that I realized: I have to take action! GOODBYE PENIS!"
"Daniel. SHOES."
For some reason, my best buddy and I get a big kick out of that. Go figure.
For some reason, my best buddy and I get a big kick out of that. Go figure.
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