Obscure lines that stick in your head.

[Flibble]

From the TV series Hill Street Blues:

"Sit, hairbag!" (Mick Belker)

 

[Flying Spaghetti Monster]

"Los Lobos kick your ass...
Los Lobos Kick your face
Los Lobos kick your balls into OUTER SPACE!"





"Uh, you do plan on having dinosaurs on your, uh, dinosaur tour, right?"


"I guess I'm not as famous as you guys! Nick Bartkowski. Now we can all be best friends! Wake me when get there.. then I'll sign your fucking autographs!"

 

[Delta Belle]

From Law and Order: Special Victims Unit.

"How much longer is this going to be a crime scene? We're next on the waiting list for a 1-bedroom apartment."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

"Hail Ilpalazzo!"

 

[Sakrysta]

Yet another Goonism:

"You silly twisted boy, you!"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

"My bottom's sore from all that romping." Animaniacs

 

[Sephiroth]

bitch whore much?

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

"Who are you? How did you get in here?"
"I'm a locksmith. And I'm a locksmith."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

"I'm going to barbecue your ass in molasses" Smokey and the Bandit

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

"Prepare for the fight scene!"

 

[LeadHead]

Not extremely obscure, but I find myself saying it randomly.

Two words of great power: Denny Crane.

 

[Delta Belle]

From Casablanca:

Renault: (about Victor Laszlo): Rick, that is the first time I've seen you so impressed.
Rick: Well, he's succeeded in impressing half the world.
Renault: It's my duty to see he doesn't impress the other half.

 

[Cutter John]

From Fairly Odd Parents.

"Whats wrong Timmy? Vicky have you up all night digging your own grave again?"

Best cartoon line ever!

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

"Alonzo Mosely, FBI"

 

[Flying Spaghetti Monster]

Ha... Alonzzo Mosley...the character with the same actor, was in a movie that came out recently. I 4got the name of it though



"You're becoming agitated again. I can see we have a lot of work to do"

 

[GMac]

From 'The Hitch-hikers Guide to the Galaxy':

Ford: 'Travelling through hyperspace is like being unpleasantly drunk'
Arthur: 'What's so unpleasant about being drunk?'
Ford: 'You ask a glass of water...."

GM

 

[Delta Belle]

From Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, "Empok Nor".

"Booby traps? I can't believe I let you talk me into volunteering for this."
"Beats working on the waste extraction system. Besides, how often does an engineer get to wear a phaser?"

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Anything John Bunnell ever says on World's Wildest Police Videos. This man is a comedy genius. Linky

Some of the best:

Petty thugs, selling drugs. If you think you can try and sell bammer, you'll end up going to the slammer!

In this case it was out of the frying pan, into the jail cell.

Life's one high speed chase, and you're riding shotgun!

Now unable to even get their hogs started, they look more like the Three Stooges than the Hell's Angels.

He was curb crawling in canal street, now he's picking up the soap in the showers!

She tried to get a handful of our officer.... but all she got was a handful of JAIL TIME!!!

It's barely noon and this driver is already bombed out on methamphetamine and totally buck naked!

 

[NCC1701]

Adama: I hear they're still eating paper. Is that true?
Tigh: No. Paper shortage

Cartman (for no reason): I hate you, Kenny.

Canadian Ambassador: You guys are dicks! Release Terrance and Philip, or we'll give you something to cry aboot!

Stan: Dude, what the fuck is wrong with German people?!

 

[Vanyel]

Wink, Wink, nudge, nudge! Say no more.