Obscure lines that stick in your head.

[Roshi]

Every time I play a wizard in any RPG with friends I take the name "Tim" and then I say:
"I am an enchanterrrrrr "

 

[Nerys Myk]

"It's K-K-K-Ken c-c-c-coming to k-k-k-kill me."

 

[The Borgified Corpse]

Homer Simpson on eating Kwik-E-Mart hot dogs after Apu just cleaned out the grease traps:
"But without the grease, all you can taste is the hog anus."

"Well, you'd be a welcome change from these uncouth sailors. What do you think, Smithers?"
"I think women & seamen don't mix, sir."
"We know what you think."
--The Simpsons Halloween Special III

From the Doctor Who documentary "Lust in Space"...
JUDGE: "I'm sure this all must seem very strange & confusing to you."
SOPHIE ALDRED: "Oh, don't worry about me. I was in 'Ghost Light.'"

 

[Turd Ferguson]

"If all the animals on the equator were capable of flattery, then Thanksgiving and Halloween would fall on the same date." -Danny Ocean, Ocean's Twelve

"Who gives a shit what you believe? In thirty seconds you'll be dead, and I'll blow this place up and be home in time for Corn Flakes!" -Vilos Cohaagan, Total Recall

"Consider that a divorce." -Douglas Quaid, Total Recall

Brodie: Ladies and gentlemen, this tall drink of water headed my way is a pillar of the shopping community who informed me earlier today of a nefarious plan of his to screw my girlfriend in an extremely uncomfortable place.

Gil Hicks: What... like the back of a Volkswagen? -Mallrats

 

[Delta Belle]

From the musical The Full Monty:

"If those women are looking at us on Sunday night the way we're usually looking at them, we're gonna be in trouble."

 

[M'Sharak]

"Push the button, Max!"

 

[Vanyel]

Here are mine:

"Where in the world have you been hiding?
Really you were perfect.
I only wish I knew your secret,
Who is this new Tutor?"

--The Phantom of the Opera

"You need to be kissed, and often, and by someone who knows how."

"Tonight I'd dance with Abe Lincoln himself."

--Gone With the Wind

"What am I? Cut glass?

"It must be the heat,
or some rare disease.
(LaLaLa)
Or too much to eat,
Or maybe it's fleas."

--West Side Story

Forgot this one:

Oh, May I?

--The Muppet Movie

 

[Flying Spaghetti Monster]

Stephen Falken: General, are you prepared to destroy the enemy?
General Beringer: You betcha!
Stephen Falken: Do you think they know that?
General Beringer: I believe we've made that clear enough.
Stephen Falken: Then don't! Tell the president to ride out the attack
Colonel Joe Conley: Sir, they need a decision.
Stephen Falken: General, do you really believe that the enemy would attack without provacation, using so many missles, bombers, and subs so that we would have no choice but to totally anihalate them?


General Beringer: Mr. McKittrick, after very careful consideration, sir, I've come to the conclusion that your new defense system sucks.



General Beringer: Goddammit, I'd piss on a spark plug if I thought it'd do any good!



Jennifer: He wasn't very old.
David Lightman: No, he was pretty old. He was 41.
Jennifer: Oh yeah? Oh, that's old.


Stephen Falken: I loved it when you nuked Las Vegas. Suitably biblical ending to the place, don't you think?

 

[Vanyel]

General Beringer: Goddammit, I'd piss on a spark plug if I thought it'd do any good!

That's my favorite line from that movie.

 

[Nerys Myk]

"It's a musical journey." Larry Mullen, Jr, Rattle and Hum.

 

[Delta Belle]

From Xena, Warrior Princess:

(Draco's men running away from the lustful Hestian virgins)
"What are they, nymphos?!"
"Don't touch them! Draco will kill us!"

 

[The Borgified Corpse]

"Their invasion seems a lot like a poorly planned bank heist."
--MST3K "Prince of Space"

 

[Kirkman1987]

"You were right....There's a point I won't go beyond."

John Saxon in Enter The Dragon
hell of a movie

"Nic....Nic...Nic.....Indians!" Easy Rider

 

[M'Sharak]

"As a very wise English gentleman once said, 'He who fights and runs away may live to fight another day'. So, until another day, Mr. Leslie, please excuse me. I have a boat waiting."

 

[Sephiroth]

"so sorry, don't speak english" Maggie Q

"they mostly come out at night, mostly"

 

[MetalPants]

Brain-Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Pinky-I dunno Brain, I just don't think I have the legs to be a can can dancer.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

"Welcome...to Urinetown. Not the place, of course. The musical."

 

[Bast]

"Don't push the don't button!"

"You are smart - make it go."

 

[Delta Belle]

From The Bionic Woman original series, "Jaime and the King".

Prince: "I am sorry I disobeyed you, Father."
King: "I thank the Prophet that you did."
Prince: (surprised) "I...I did well?"

King: "Please, Ms. Sommers! Leave some progress for the next generation."

 

[Vanyel]

You're tearing me apart!
You say one thing, he says another, and everybody changes back again!

Do you think the end of the world will come at night?
Uh uh, at dawn.

I've got the bullets! I've got the bullets!

--Rebel Without A Cause

Maybe not obscure, but they do get stuck in my head.