Obscure lines that stick in your head.

[Flying Spaghetti Monster]

That was from the Matrix

 

[PointyHairedJedi]

Mysterion said:
"Mein fuhrer! I can walk!"

Also, "Where's Major Kong?"

 

[M'Sharak]

"Well, I've been to one World's Fair, a picnic, and a rodeo, and that's the stupidest thing I ever heard come over a set of earphones. You sure you got today's codes?"

 

[Flying Spaghetti Monster]

"Wouldn't you prefer a good game of chess?"

"What are you looking at, butthead? say hi to your mom for me."


"It's the wrong trousers...and they've gone wrong. Stop them, Gromit, stop them."


"I don't like to lose."


My boy 's is all grows up and all grows up and all grows up!!!!"

 

[Gary Mitchell]

"Don't look at me in that tone of voice."

 

[Urgent Sky]

"We were always looking for someone named Charlie, but we never could find him."

"You touch me I yell 'rat!'"

"Asps. Very dangerous. You go first."

"Say, Jim! That is a bad outfit! Whoo!"

 

[Mistral]

"Mr. McGee, don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry." -how did we miss this one?

"Do you have any tatoos, Brad?"-RHPS

"So what did you think of her?" "A little stringy but not bad." -A Boy and His Dog

 

[M'Sharak]

"It's showtime!"

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

JPSEric said:
[connery] Careful, Ryan, shomeshings in here don't react well to bulletshs.[connery] The Hunt for Red October

yeah, Alec did a great impersonation.

Richard Jordan, God rest his soul, had some of the best lines, though:

"Mr. Ambassador, you have nearly a hundred naval vessels operating in the North Atlantic RIGHT NOW. Your aircraft have dropped enough sonar buoys so that a man could *walk* from Greenland to Iceland to Scotland without getting his FEET wet! Now, shall we dispense with the bull?"

"Oh, Andrei...you've lost ANOTHER submarine?!?"

"I'm a politician, which means I'm a cheat and a liar. And when I'm not kissing babies, I'm stealing their lollipops."

 

[Non Sync]

Ellen Ripley: “Did IQs just drop sharply while I was away?”
Aliens

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

"Get your trousers on, you're nicked!" - The Sweeney

Any time Ben Stone says "sir" on Law & Order. The way he says it, he can turn that one simple word into the most devastating insult imaginable.

 

[John Picard]

"I WANT MY TWO DOLLARS!!!!"

 

[adv1701]

"You can't park here it's handicapped"
" I am handicapped I'm psychotic"

But the drawing placed on the dashboard is awesome a stick figure doing the crazy sign

 

[John Picard]

"Nice *FUCKIN'* model!" -- Beetlejuice

 

[JM1776]

From The Adventures of Robin Hood:

"You speak treason!"
"Fluently."

From The Lion in Winter:

"My God, if I were on fire, no one would piss on me to put the flame out."
"Let's strike a flint and see."

From Body Heat:

"You aren't too smart. I like that in a man."

From Silverado:

"Now I don't want to kill you, and you don't want to be dead."

 

[M'Sharak]

JM1776 said:

From Silverado:

"Now I don't want to kill you, and you don't want to be dead."

Also:

"Where's the dog?"

 

[Valley Forge]

"If someone asks you if you're a God, YOU SAY 'YES'! - Winston Zeddemore

Vf

 

[Lindley]

"Is that dead-dead, or semi-dead? You guys seem to have a gray area..."

-Jack O'Neill

 

[exodus]

"If two souls really love each other, then everything else is a parade." - Prince, Under the Cherry Moon

"We're on the internet, we're growing more organized."-Camron Alexander, American History X


"I guess she didn't like the cornbread either."- Pvt.Frost, Aliens

"Ok before we started, let's get one little thing out of the way. I hate you........all of you."- Victor Von Doom, Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Sufer"

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

"We're men, (manly men), we're men in tights. YESSS!" - Robin Hood: Men in Tights

"Tell him...tell him I miss him. And I'm proud of him." - Admiral Paris (VOY "Pathfinder"), about Tom

"Good idea, poorly executed."
"I'd like to have you poorly executed!" - Dalton Humphrey & Red Green, The Red Green Show