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Obscure lines that stick in your head.

Oh, and from PCU, Jeremy Pivin's first line of the movie as he wakes up, i find myself uttering it every morning at work when I get in.


"COFFEE, COFFEE NOW!" - with a burnt out cigarette halfway hanging out of his mouth as he's still lying in bed
 
"Why is there a watermelon there?"
"I'll tell you later."


“So what? Big deal.”


"I say -- this damnable wog hemp is burning the carpet!"
 
One that sticks in my head all day after I've been watching the thing that it's taken from:

"I'd like to be a hairdresser. Or two. I'd like to be two hairdressers."

:D
 
"You're mucking with a G, you fuckin' tracer."
"I'll trace a chalk line around your dead fucking body, you fuck!"

That's always cracked me up! :lol:
 
"Space...is just too big to face all alone"
Ai Tanabe-Planetes

Hakiem: "Space has just become a place monopolized by a handful of powerful countries. We should fix that shouldn't we? We should start over from scratch shouldn't we? and return all the countries to the way they should be."
Nohno: "Countries? Oh, I learned all about them. I read that Earth is divided up into them is that right? You see, I guess I should explain, I'm a Lunarian. I was born and raised here [the moon] so I've never seen any of those country things myself. Hey mister I'm curious where's your country up there? Can you see it from here?"
Hakiem: "You're right, you can't see any of them from out here in space but I still do. You can't see them but I still do."
-Planetes

"To recognize one's own sin is to have no sin. That is riddle of the Circle of Sin"
The Haibane Communicator-Haibane Renmei

"The dead are notoriously unproductive."
"Bloody" Harry MacDowell-Gungrave

"So you would protect her and sacrifice the world?"
"What's this world worth if my little sister can't live in it?"
Shanon Casul-Scrapped Princess

"No matter how far a jackass travels it can't come back a horse."
Batou-Ghost in the Shell 2: Innocence

Jane: "Isn't this a church?"
Eda: "Gods not home, he's on vacation in Vegas"
Black Lagoon

"I think she's a robot from the future. The only thing different from the movies is that Schwarzenegger isn't here"
Rock-Black Lagoon

Revy: "What do you want on your gravestone?"
Rock: "Write 'There's no cure for idiots with guns'."
Black Lagoon

"To her those unimportant things were priceless moments of happiness. What is misery? It's her not even knowing how miserable she is. Such a terrible, almost comical, solitude should not exist"
Shiki Tohno-Tsukihime PC Game
 
At my house, I am a walking entertainment cliche so I have a million lines running through my head at any given moment. These are the common ones that I say at random during the day.


"Are you ready?" ~ The Borg Queen, First Contact

"I am Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die." ~ Inigo Montoya, The Princess Bride

"I want some more..." ~ Claudia, Interview With a Vampire

"If there's anything around here more important than my ego, I want it caught and shot now!" ~ Zaphod Beeblebrox, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

"I made it myself!" ~ Gir, Invader Zim

"You sound almost chipper. What happened today, you run over a small child or something?" ~ Clairee Belcher, Steel Magnolias

"Some people are just born with tragedy in their blood." ~ Gretchen, Donnie Darko

"If that bitch has one more face-lift she will have a beard." ~ Patsy, Absolutely Fabulous

"Computer says no." ~ Carol Beers, Little Britain


A lot of these end up in my signature too. :bolian:
 
Burke Dennings: Tell me, was it public relations you did for the Gestapo or community relations?
Karl: I'm Swiss!
Burke Dennings: Oh, of course. And you never went bowling with Goebbels before either, I suppose? Nazi bastard.

--The Exorcist (a movie not ordinarily noted for its sense of humour)
 
I tend to get lines barked out in a weird way in my head and then not only do I have to say them at awkward times but also in the same way it was said.

Because they play it in every single ad/preview/etc. for the movie Enemy of the State: "BECAUSE YOU MADE A PHONE CALL!".

From Clear and Present Danger "How dare you, sir!".

And so on...
 
"I am very disappointed!"---Zorg from Fifth Element.

"Snap out of it!"--Cher from Moonlighting

But I have many many more that run through my head all day long too, Anti Drone. But it is becoming more fun when my kids know what I am talking about too.

"Don't anybody move...the fuse it out." Dad from A Christmas Story
 
"Strange things are afoot at the Circle K."

"What's in the trunk?"
"Oh, you don't want to look in there."
 
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