Withers
Captain
1. Stop shaking the camera.
Did you watch this in your car or something?
2. Stop trying to make Trek be a Dawson's Creek-esque smutfest in space.
But older smutfest, like Dax and Worf, T'Pol's bare ass, and Troi getting raped is alright?
3. Make sure the plot is plausible and doesn't have holes big enough to drive the whole Fed starship fleet through.
Plausible like Star Trek V? Or do you mean plausible like Threshold? Would it be acceptable if the holes were only big enough to get a Bajoran fleet through... like in Nemesis?
4. Have intelligent dialogue.
You mean like "If you eliminate the impossible whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth?"
6. Make sure the characters, including the villains, aren't one-dimensional caricatures.
You mean like the whale probe, TNG Ferengi, the Breen, the Kazon, the Son'a, and The Sphere Builders?
7. Stop rehashing plots (whether intentionally or not) from old episodes of Trek (I.e. "Valiant").
You mean like every single episode of Star Trek ever made?
8. Respect the dignity of the characters (I.e: Uhura, Spock, related to point 2 as well).
You mean the way Enterprise and Nemesis did?
9. Make sure the film has a meaning or at least some semblance of a point.
Like all ten of the movies that preceded it?
You see where I'm going with this? If you hated absolutely everything that came after the end of TOS then I can understand why you wouldn't like this movie- you wouldn't like it unless they resurrected a few corpses and rewound the clock so as to make TOS acceptable, just as it was, on the big screen in the 21st century. And that'd be cool. Otherwise, everything you just described, exists and is excused in varying degrees on every other incarnation of Trek. Eliminating those things would have made the better. I won't argue that. But that they were there in the first place didn't necessarily make them bad- and that is the charge "nuTrek" has against it.
-Withers-