Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by King Daniel Paid CBS Plant, Mar 19, 2012.
intestines flushed, believing that survivors may be
rescued and returned to the place of
Holiest Holies - the Enchanted Sea of Swlquizzbelik.
It was there that the ancient and
high order of Pussy Tourette did lipsynch
to old Klingon operas and weave intricate
lyrical masterpieces like "Klingon Bitch" while wearing
nothing but pasties and a skimpy little
Meanwhile Sulu was giving Chekov a
hot oil backrub with a mink glove.
"This ship is exciting!" said Scotty as
Scotty, who was all sticky from being
flushed down the pipes yet again.
someone fetch me a wee towel? I'm
a little wet.... no, didn't mean wee
on ME!" Keenser was peeing on Scotty's
leg, while laughing maniacally.
"You little fuck!
How dare you!!!" He kicked Keenser in
the face, toppling him into a console
. Sparks erupted from under the console, lighting
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