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tattooes of dragonflies, daffodils, biplanes and Gandalf

 

on their exposed biceps as well as

 

and bald Britney Spears on their buttocks

 

that hung out of assless chaps and

 

exposed festering pustules, oozing and dripping slimey

 

fluids that had an odd, unpleasant smell.

 

They ate some kid who ran for

 

cover, who was, bizarrely, dressed like Superman.

 

His entire body was consumed and nothing

 

remained but a torn red cape. The

 

cape had ripped holes in it and

 

was charred at the ends.

"How did

 

this all happen? Was there some sort

 

of Kryptonite involved?" Uhura asked.

"You stupid

 

doofus," Kirk snapped back! "There was no

 

kryptonite in the quadrant - not since Cyrano

 

Jones stole the last chunks and sold

 

them as Tellarite Brain paper weights. Spock

 

had secretly bought several of them and

 

maxed out his father Sarek's credit cards.