Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by King Daniel Beyond, Mar 19, 2012.
straight from the vat itself, sucking down
gallons. Unfortunately, the beer was also coolant,
which led to much vomiting and fainting.
"Quick, while it's down, beam it off-ship,"
Kirk ordered as he had Scotty take
several hits of LSD.
"Sir, I.... colours...."
then the engineer stripped naked and pranced
about, humming Celtic hymns and making Kirk
spray disinfectant all over his buttocks. Kirk
was reminded of his brief time among
the Naked Tree People of planet Zukala
, a more carefree time in which all
of the Federation's member worlds were quite
taken by Dr. Sevrin's future-hippy culture
and strummed away with narry a care
in the galaxy as they smoked lots
of salmon, and also various recreational narcotics
. Looking for suitable music to play, Scotty
slapped his bare buttocks until they were
"Bloody numb bum," he muttered, wishing
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