Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by King Daniel Paid CBS Plant, Mar 19, 2012.
a timeline that is quite different from
anything that may resemble original canon, something
we can spin into teeny bopper romance
and ensure that advertisers, everywhere, trip over
themselves trying to get themselves a piece
"I could use a piece," Uhura said
as she clumsily adjusted her
"A piece of cake, I mean."
But she was handed a plate of
chocolate chip cookies.
"Did I say cookies?"
she snapped. "I said CAKE, bitch!!!" Then
she really lost it. "MOTHERFUCKING COOKIES?! IF
you offer me cookies one more time
I will tell Spock you called his mom
a skank and a ho! And she
likes Horta-culture. If you know what
I mean! And I don't mean that
she's all up into plants and shit
, but that she's hot for silicon-based
mutherfuckin' rocks that are warm and can
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