Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by King Daniel Beyond, Mar 19, 2012.
he was a gay Orion lapdancer. Pike's
confusion only added to the situation because
when the holovid went viral he denied
ever having taken part in any of
the sequels, of which there were many.
One, in fact, got him arrested on
the grounds of offending the Space Nuns
at the Convent of Our Lady of
Risa Immaculate Church.
The Space Atheist Alliance
had secretly bought the films rights and
wanted to shoot a holodocumentary about the
were making the most audacious claims that
ill-tempered extraterrestrials created all human life
and that a guy with tall hair
was scouring the ship for some conditioner
so he could make his hair even
taller. His hair housed a colony of
rare lactating Lysserian lice, a protected species
that was hunted almost to extinction for
the secretions of its thorax, which were
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