Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by King Daniel Beyond, Mar 19, 2012.
you're one to talk, Mr. "Space is
disease, darkness, and my ex-wife's divorce attorney
stole everything but me bones!" Then Scotty
laughed out loud and pointed at the
pool of spilled green booze and then
took a pee up the wall.
me bladder's about tae burst gotta go
piss, but canna make ta the loo
coz it's eleven decks down, and I
don't have the stamina. What I do
have is first pick in Fantasy Baseball!"
"Pick Legolas," suggested Sulu, not understanding the
first thing about fantasy baseball. Or any
of its traditions.
"The elves were banned
after the Elf Eugenics Program resulted in
unstoppable batting machines chanting elven
spells, making pitchers throw them easy hits
which inflated the home run stats of
11 quantum realities, and accelerated entropy by
an alarming degree.
"Always something, isn't it?"
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