Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by King Daniel Beyond, Mar 19, 2012.
had been spiked with Klingon aphrodisiacs when
being replicated by electronic systems that were
not always the most reliable ones around.
"Scotty, can't you do anything about the
swollen nipples down in engineering. Just take
a look under the engineering crew's shirts
and see if they've gotten huge, unsightly
third nipples from years of radiation exposure.
Then let me know if they want
to have McCoy surgically remove them before
they become sentient and lay waste to
anyone who happens to gaze upon their
WOMEN. So naturally, Jimmy had to improvise.
He grabbed a fork and walked over
to where Uhura was eating a plate
of Klingon gagh. He jabbed the fork
into his eyeball, having terrible depth perception.
Wandering around the ship, he bumped into
an exposed pipe and promptly passed out.
He awoke several hours later with a
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