Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by King Daniel Beyond, Mar 19, 2012.
Kirk, who thought he was the only
man in a 100 light-year radius
who thought that goat/monkey/blorbloxian trisex
was actually a good and positive thing.
"Tell us more about that thing you
do, you horny farmboy fetish freak." Sulu
was on the edge of his seat
Chekov was listening and inadvertently spilled coffee
on his console. "I need zum towels
before ze controls short out!" Sulu grabbed
the universal translator wondering what dialect Chekov
would end up speaking next. He activated
his katana, which bifurcated a redshirt standing
to his left, and then flew from
his hand, embedding itself in Spock's leg.
Spock shrieked in pain and jumped up
like a ballarina on meth, headbutting the
back of Cupcake's enormous skull and sending
Chekov crashing through a holographic glass panel.
Cupcake was momentarily dazed by all the
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