Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by King Daniel Beyond, Mar 19, 2012.
Kirk was baffled and didn't know what
to do, because Clarence the Cross-Eyed
Caribou appeared and told him to drink
a large mocha latte from Starbucks. Janice
Rand brought him one from the food
dispenser in the bowling alley, but it had
big human hairs in it for some
"Cupcake" smiled knowingly at that point
because the hairs had come from his
right rear left thigh about 7 inches
below the buttock. Cupcake hadn't washed the
urinals Kirk had assigned him to wash
and so they were all so skanky
like Janice Lester's hair. Janice, who had
neglected to wash her hair for six
hours, ranted hysterically over the lack of
conditioner and hair dyes, two things that
Judy the Chimpanzee had and she lacked!
She had always believed that no animal
deserved better hair treatment then her. She
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