Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by King Daniel Beyond, Mar 19, 2012.
industry of Andoria from the threat of
invasion by the ever present galactic multinational
monopolization by the Ferengi, who had bought
out most of the bacon industry during
the Pork Barrel Crisis of 2297. The
crisis hadn't actually happened yet but temporal
backwash caused by the Nero Incident created
a new timeline wherein the crisis occurred
when Borg Tribbles infiltrated Tellar and Andor.
Borgified Tribbles perched atop Borgified Andorian antennae
creating a rift in space-time that
caused the planet Vulcan to be restored
- but in yet another timeline.
Vulcans does it take to screw in
a plasma injector?" Scotty asked as he
searched for his junior varsity rugby jacket.
"It depends how many will fit," answered
the ghost of Tim Gunn, who floated
out of a Jeffries Tube!
a double and don't be stingy with
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