Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by King Daniel Beyond, Mar 19, 2012.
Beams ricocheted off the bulkheads and hit
the disco mirror ball splitting the beam
into portals into alternate drag realities. Evil
tuckers began pouring back through the portals.
Trips from multiple realities who wore goatees
and were incredibly gay and ALWAYS SHOUTING!
appeared wearing pink ascots and drinking some
"Looks like coolant," remarked Scotty,
"and it mixes very well with Scotch
tape!" Scotty began using it to remove
his cold sores but found that if
too much coolant was used, it burned.
An alternate Trip (with sombrero) started rewiring
Spock's brain to receive transmissions from Timbuktu.
this caused Spock to tap his inner
thigh with a spoon and start singing
"Ouch, that must hurt, " remarked McCoy.
He pulled out his medical tricorder and
used as an iPod to listen to
the soundtrack of The Breakfast Club, one
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