Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by King Daniel Beyond, Mar 19, 2012.
cunning, those chickens, making us think they
aren't intelligent when in fact they possess
the secret to the Colonel's recipe for
the best fried chicken on Earth. Their
reluctance to revealing that secret was thwarted
by Klingon spies who uncovered the recipe
after initiating "The Great Chicken Mind-Sift". Many
chickens were lobotomized during that period, leading
to the Great Chicken Uprising on Qualor
II and the loss of many Zakdorn.
Their archenemies, the Tribbles, eventually devoured them
in one of the most disgusting orgies
of gluttony ever recorded. No species were
were spared from the tribbles' voracious appetite
except Regulan Blood Worms, who were
fortunately buried so deep underground that the
tribbles decided they could wait until after
watching Jerry Springer before they began their
Feast of a Thousand Nibbles. Thus began
the most savage feeding frenzy ever witnessed
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