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when it was sucked into a temporal

 

vortex... that's KIRSH Enterprise, not BLAHcher's FAAAAAAAAAAKE

 

SHIIIIIITTTTT!!!!!!!!!!! I'm getting really sick and tired

 

of fans calling that CANO--Aaaaargh!"

"He's having

 

a pirate attack! Get the rum and

 

my sword and walk the plank, mateys!

 

Let's send 'im to Davy Jones' locker!"

 

He put a fake pegleg on his

 

nose and transformed into Pinocchio. This development

 

stunned everybody around him including Chekov, who

 

, insisting the Russians wrote the original version,

 

began spasming, seizing and foaming at the

 

mouth. He turned into the Russian Hulk!

 

The Russian Hulk was red and wore

 

a big furry hat. He swung his

 

enourmous balls at nearby Klingons, crushing them

 

instantly. He smashed consoles and killed many

 

their sternums and sending them flying backwards

 

into the warp core causing a breach.

 

Scotty managed to eject the core before