Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by King Daniel Beyond, Mar 19, 2012.
when it was sucked into a temporal
vortex... that's KIRSH Enterprise, not BLAHcher's FAAAAAAAAAAKE
SHIIIIIITTTTT!!!!!!!!!!! I'm getting really sick and tired
of fans calling that CANO--Aaaaargh!"
a pirate attack! Get the rum and
my sword and walk the plank, mateys!
Let's send 'im to Davy Jones' locker!"
He put a fake pegleg on his
nose and transformed into Pinocchio. This development
stunned everybody around him including Chekov, who
, insisting the Russians wrote the original version,
began spasming, seizing and foaming at the
mouth. He turned into the Russian Hulk!
The Russian Hulk was red and wore
a big furry hat. He swung his
enourmous balls at nearby Klingons, crushing them
instantly. He smashed consoles and killed many
their sternums and sending them flying backwards
into the warp core causing a breach.
Scotty managed to eject the core before
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