Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by King Daniel Beyond, Mar 19, 2012.
fell asleep and started to sink unaware.
It was only a loud fart that
alerted Uhura to her predicament. "Help!", she
yelled as she broke the surface and
flailed about. Spock came running to help
but was breakdancing as he entered. His
low-riding pants got caught on a pipe
and he tripped, falling into the pool.
Spock's bling was dragging him down and
threatened to drown his Vulcan ass. Uhura swam
towards him hoping to use him as
a flotation device. She grabbed hold of
his shirt and they both began sinking.
But suddenly Spock began breakdancing again and
the movement displaced the water enough to
allow them to wash up on the
kiddie pool. "Thank Surak that's over with!"
Spock gasped. "Word up, G!" He hugged
Uhura hard and they kissed passionately while
his right leg kicked back and forth.
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