Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by King Daniel Beyond, Mar 19, 2012.
crew panicked as they were afraid of
the dark and all the creepy crawly
space bugs hiding in the console crevasses.
"The gravity's failing!" shouted Spock, as he
started to lift off from the deck.
The effect in the toilets was catastrophic.
"Open airlocks one through six," ordered Scotty
, wildly waving his arms. "She cannae hold
any more and I cannae do anything
to stop the overflowing toilets! We're gonna
have to erect force fields around the
fecal matrix intermix chamber and hope that
it'll be enough!!" Scotty then pressed some
buttons and lights began to flash as
a "1,000,000th Customer" sign began flashing and
Scotty's consol was filled with spam messages.
Coupons began printing that let him save
15% on all purchases from Federation Weekly.
Keenser ran up and grabbed them all
, eager for a bargain on plasma conduits.
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