Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by King Daniel Beyond, Mar 19, 2012.
pillage them for all the crew and
bras and panties?"
No, that's the large
buttocked women of planet Gluteus Maximus V."
Still drunk, Kirk declared his love for
the ghost of Washington and attempted to
make love to the ships computer
sesame," he intoned as he waved his
'Little Kirk' around the computer core. Spock
walked in just as Kirk opened the
maintenance panel and proceeded to insert his
old 20th century ATM card into the
slot in an attempt to buy the
most awesome used hovercar he'd ever seen.
"Captain, Mr. Scott reports that the dilithium regulators
are experiencing some odd problems. Diagnostics show
"Semen! Semen! EVERYWHERE!" screamed Scotty.
McCoy put on rubber boots and ran
"Everyone here has Denobulan sex fever!"
he yelled. The engineering crew were stunned
with phasers while humping the warp coils.
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