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occassionally lead to pillow fights and deeply

 

hurt feelings if the results didn't produce

 

some very sensual and gratuitous nudity. The

 

crewmen on the lower decks weren't shy

 

about taking off their shirts, but when

 

a girl came into the room, they

 

quickly put them back on. They didn't

 

like the way girls giggled at their

 

huge man boobs or the way their

 

backs were covered in thick Wookie hair.

 

The ladies never appreciated any of the

 

hairy redshirts, which made them very sad.

 

Redshirts led a most dangerous existence and

 

it was often a loveless one, too.

 

The mortality rate among their ranks was

 

98%. Most of the blame went on

 

the shoulders of the Captain because of

 

he never seemed to care if anyone

 

returned from a landing party mission alive.

 

"You cold-hearted sonofabitch," McCoy groused, "you'd