Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by King Daniel Beyond, Mar 19, 2012.
occassionally lead to pillow fights and deeply
hurt feelings if the results didn't produce
some very sensual and gratuitous nudity. The
crewmen on the lower decks weren't shy
about taking off their shirts, but when
a girl came into the room, they
quickly put them back on. They didn't
like the way girls giggled at their
huge man boobs or the way their
backs were covered in thick Wookie hair.
The ladies never appreciated any of the
hairy redshirts, which made them very sad.
Redshirts led a most dangerous existence and
it was often a loveless one, too.
The mortality rate among their ranks was
98%. Most of the blame went on
the shoulders of the Captain because of
he never seemed to care if anyone
returned from a landing party mission alive.
"You cold-hearted sonofabitch," McCoy groused, "you'd
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