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Nuanced Performances

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Remember those awesome B-plots on Star Trek: The Next Generation that so frequently gave us intimate glimpses into the everyday lives of the crew?

Like the one where a couple of Picard's academy buddies were coming on board, and Picard was all stressed out about which book to choose for the book club meeting that week to really impress them?

Or how about that time Riker spent the entire episode trying to show only half his face after passing out during an evening of binge drinking with Data, and waking up to find half his beard gone?

And who could forget that time that the pressure seal on Mister Worf's toilet failed catastrophically, leaving only his Klingon butt cheeks standing between the ship and explosive decompression?

No? Not ringing any bells?

That's because they never got written. Star Trek writers have traditionally seen fit to have their characters exist in a mostly-sterile void of duty only, and, with the exceptions of such one-offs as 'Data's Day' and 'Picard Goes Back to the Vineyard and Yells at his Brother,' have largely avoided offering us a chance to see all the subtle nuance that drives our favorite characters' interactions throughout the day.

This is where I think Discovery has a chance to shine. The show has already received praise for its intricate attention to detail for things that would normally be considered inconsequential, like accurately depicting travel times at warp. We've also already seen way more detail about what off-duty life is like on a Federation starship than in series past.

For season 2, I'd love it if the producers would kick it up a further notch. Show an establishing scene where, for instance, Stamets starts trafficking in bongs so that I can understand why he's shadily checking his email every five minutes throughout the ensuing scenes. Or set something up about Lorca eating bad gagh and drinking too much Romulan ale, leading to uncontrollable diarrhea, so that he can keep frantically disappearing mid-conversation for unstated reasons, giving enhanced character development to the story of the week. Or give Tilly a gambling addiction, leading to all kinds of stuff randomly disappearing throughout the ship, so that the cast can confront her later about something totally not work-related.

These are just a few ideas. What other developments would you like to see?
 
In a random connection to a tongue - in -cheek post, Mary Wiseman (who plays Cadet Killy) was a series regular on Longmire - and her character’s mother had a gambling problem.

In any case, dealing with some personal drama would be interesting (perhaps a family member who rejects the science centric mindset of the Federation or perhaps a character could have a disabled child)
 
C'mon though, even TNG (arguably the most sterile of all Treks) did show the characters going about their day to day lives. You're just not highlighting them. (For comedy?)
 
The only Trek show to date that didn't spend any time (or very little) showing the characters off duty was TOS. It wasn't until the movies that any substantial time was spent focusing on the crew's everyday lives off duty.

There are tons of everyday character moments in all the spin offs.
 
I want to see futuristic hemorrhoid treatments and the impact they have on Starfleet officers.


Excerpted from The Autobiography of James T. Kirk Volume II: The Later Years:

"After two and and a half years as Chief of Star Fleet, I'd forgotten how hard it was to sit in that chair. Knowing that the fates of 432 crewmen turned on my split-second decisions...that was a heavy burden, yes, especially now that Starfleet had revised the service uniforms such that I couldn't quickly pick out the throwaways when assigning the most dangerous tasks...

"...But more than that, the chair was just hard. Really, really hard. And I was too old, too set in my ways and attitudes to be comfortable discussing my pain with our new Chief Medical Officer, whatshername? - Chapel.

"I needed McCoy. Dammit, I needed him!"
 
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I want to see futuristic hemorrhoid treatments and the impact they have on Starfleet officers.
This Captain's log is extremely difficult for me to get out, because what I went through back there is still so raw, so painful. We detected hemorrhoid lifesigns on Uranus, but learned that Klingons were sticking right on our tail. We tried to wipe them out with a combined torpedo and phaser attack, but the TP barrage missed the Klingons completely. The Klingon captain was giving me a lot of shit from his throne, but even though our reputation was now tainted, I had had enough of his crap, so I turned the other cheek and hid out behind an asteroid orbiting the moon, and dropped a huge steaming dump of waste to make it look like we impacted. He wasn't expecting us to moon him, so he tried to flush us out by rushing around the large brown asteroid, which is when we collided with him as we came around the backside and rammed him hard, hitting the head as he tried to do an end run around us.

Despite all the losses we suffered, I put that behind us and looked straight into my cycloptic, ass-kissing first officer's squinting brown eye and said "We kicked their butts, Mr. Bh'utts!"
To avoid further confusion with his similar sounding name, he corrected me by saying, "Rectum, sir."
I said "Rectum?! Damn near killed 'em!"

The End
 
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