Novels with advertising?

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Still going! Nothing outlasts the Enterprise. It keeps going...and going...and going...

 

[tomswift2002]

Still going! Nothing outlasts the Enterprise. It keeps going...and going...and going...

Who's the chief engineer? The Energizer Bunny?

 

[TJ Sinclair]

"We've replaced Mr. Scott's dilithium crystals with Folger's Crystals. Let's see if he can tell the difference."

I'm glad I'd finished my coffee, Christopher. I think that's the first time in history you made me laugh hard and suddenly enough to snarf.

 

[Christopher]

^I swiped the gag from an old Starlog cartoon or something, so I can't really take credit.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

You can save 1000 credits a month by switching your starship insurance to Geico. So easy, a Klingon could do it!

Klingon: NOT COOL!

(Sounds like somebody woke up on the wrong side of the Gagh this morning...)

 

[TJ Sinclair]

^I swiped the gag from an old Starlog cartoon or something, so I can't really take credit.

Ah. My faith in the natural order of things is restored.

 

[R. Star]

You can save 1000 credits a month by switching your starship insurance to Geico. So easy, a Klingon could do it!

Klingon: NOT COOL!

(Sounds like somebody woke up on the wrong side of the Gagh this morning...)

You win the thread.