Nottingham has a "wee" problem...

[cultcross]

Interesting how you just happen to know the fine for that particular infraction.

Well, I'll leave it up to you to decide whether I issue a lot or receive a lot...

 

[Roger Wilco]

Dogs piss and shit everywhere too, so why can't men do that also while walking home drunk?

Seriously, cops should have better things to do than issue fines for something like that.

 

[cultcross]

Dogs piss and shit everywhere too,

Well letting your dog shit in public places is illegal too, as we're on the subject.

Seriously, cops should have better things to do than issue fines for something like that.

If you listed the things people say we should have 'better things to do' than we'd have a seriously easy life. Kiss goodbye to disorder offences, driving offences, shoplifting... We'll show up if there's a murder or a riot, pass us a donut?

Peeing in the street is disgusting, and hardly conducive to a pleasant city centre for everyone else.

 

[Roger Wilco]

Well letting your dog shit in public places is illegal too, as we're on the subject.

But peeing isn't, right?

If you listed the things people say we should have 'better things to do' than we'd have a seriously easy life. Kiss goodbye to disorder offences, driving offences, shoplifting... We'll show up if there's a murder or a riot, pass us a donut?

Ok, noted.

Peeing in the street is disgusting, and hardly conducive to a pleasant city centre for everyone else.

Yeah, but against a tree or in the bushes? Come on...

 

[cultcross]

^ It'd take some pretty unusual circumstances to start issuing fines for peeing discreetly behind some bushes. The pad usually only comes out for the sort of people peeing in full view actually in the street.