No sex notice in hotels

[Captain Shaw]

My brother Jax has just told me about a holiday he had in Benidorm, he said the hotel had notices on the door's & bed's asking people not to have sex as there been had been complaints about the noise. I just wondered has anyone else seen any similar signs in hotels they have stayed in because to me its sounds silly and will encourage people to do it anyway espically if they have been drinking

 

[tharpdevenport]

That's so fucking stupid. Why not just ask them to turn off the TV too, as those bastards can get pretty loud as well.

 

[Jax]

The sign would encourage me and just to show what kind of rebel I am...I would on purpose make the sex louder then normal ...

 

[Captain Shaw]

That's so fucking stupid. Why not just ask them to turn off the TV too, as those bastards can get pretty loud as well.

He said there was no TV in the rooms guess they took them to keep the noise down.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Shit, might as well tell them to not walk on the floor -- it get dirt, or to turn off the air conditioning because it costs money, or to stay off the lawn. And don't even think about swimming in the pool.

No TV and no sex make Tharpdevenport go something, something.

 

[Miss Chicken]

I think they need to soundproof the rooms somehow.

It is possible to have quiet sex so I would probably just do have that.

 

[Jax]

It is possible to have quiet sex so I would probably just do have that.

Your just not doing it right ...

If they don't want noise then they should put ball gags under the pillows instead of mints.

 

[Lookingglassman]

This thread reminds me of the scene in "marley and Me" when Annistan and Owen are getting it on in a squeaky bed in an Ireland bed and breakfast.

 

[Captain Shaw]

I wonder what happens if they hear people going at ?
Do they bust into the room to get you to break it up or wait till your done and throw you out.

 

[Jax]

I wonder what happens if they hear people going at ?
Do they bust into the room to get you to break it up or wait till your done and throw you out.

If its a hot women they can join in BTW people mu sister refuses to post in her own poll because she is a PRUDE.

 

[tharpdevenport]

No sex, huh?


Well, that doesnt' rule out me bouncing on the bed and saying, "Oh, baby!" again and again. After all, it's not sex!

 

[Captain Shaw]

I wonder what happens if they hear people going at ?
Do they bust into the room to get you to break it up or wait till your done and throw you out.

If its a hot women they can join in BTW people mu sister refuses to post in her own poll because she is a PRUDE.

I think you find i did.
And its not healthy for you to be thinking about your sisters sex life

 

[tharpdevenport]

I wonder what happens if they hear people going at ?
Do they bust into the room to get you to break it up or wait till your done and throw you out.

If its a hot women they can join in BTW people mu sister refuses to post in her own poll because she is a PRUDE.

I think you find i did.
And its not healthy for you to be thinking about your sisters sex life

Yes, leave that to complete strangers. Online.

 

[Outpost4]

That's so fucking stupid.

You just missed it. Let me correct it for you:

That is fucking, stupid!

 

[Jax]

its not healthy for you to be thinking about your sisters sex life

OH am sure theres nothing to think about

 

[Captain Ice]

No TV and no sex make Tharpdevenport go something, something.

No TV and no sex makes Captain Ice take his business to another hotel pronto.

 

[Locutus of Bored]

No sex make Tharpdevenport...

... think it's part of the week ending in "day."

In answer to the OP, no, I've never been in a hotel or otherwise that ever put up signs or asked guests to refrain from having sex to prevent noise disturbances, or for any other reason. Quite the opposite in fact.

 

[Gepard]

Quite the opposite in fact.

They put up "Please have noisy sex" signs?

 

[TorontoTrekker]

It is possible to have quiet sex so I would probably just do have that.

I need one of those "You're doing it wrong" pictures, stat!



(I have to confess, though, tonight things were a little quiet at the crucial moment because I heard my across-the-hall neighbours going out for the evening, and they were right outside my door. )

 

[Locutus of Bored]

Quite the opposite in fact.

They put up "Please have noisy sex" signs?

In the Clinton Presidential Suite.