No Drunk thread on V-Day?

[Goji]

Well, I'm certainly glad you didn't mean me, then.

 

[JonathonWally]

I am fearless. Two years on, that's a necessity.

How is married life treating you?

 

[Ashu]

Well, I'm certainly glad you didn't mean me, then.

Yeah well, you're pretty sexy too, weirdo.

 

[JuanBolio]

I drink only the menses of 300-pound women when they sit on my face.

Alcohol is disgusting.

 

[RJDiogenes]

I hope you're feeling better, too.

Much. Thank you. Four days is a long time... you must have dropped a lot of weight! Sorry to hear that.

Thank you. I haven't weighed myself, but I was certainly pretty lightheaded.