Nic Cage as Supes...a picture

[Professor Zoom]

IO9 has a picture...

I'm QUITE happy this movie didn't see the light of day.

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

Wow. That looks so...wrong.

 

[Bad Bishop]

*COUGH COUGH GAG RETCH*

 

[Nick Ryder]

I think I threw up in my mouth a little at that. Someone on that other board said that looks like an action figure with Nic Cage's head 'shopped on. BUH-ARF!

Needs a sombrero.

 

[Vonstadt]

Oh my sweet hockey playing penguin jesus!

He looks like what Superman would look like if he had a cameo in Rocky Horror Picture Show...

No...

The Phantom of the Paradise http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071994/

Just No!

Nonononononono! *goes off to bleach brain*

Vons

 

[Alpha_Geek]

Sweet llamas of the Bahamas! NickRyder, I'm right there in the vomitorium with ya.

 

[Mysterion]

MY EYES! THE GOGGLES, THEY DO NOTHING!

 

[Random_Spock]

I think I threw up in my mouth a little at that. Someone on that other board said that looks like an action figure with Nic Cage's head 'shopped on. BUH-ARF!

Needs a sombrero.

Me too. That wouldn't have made a good fit at all. And it does look like some sort of action figure with his head photoshopped on .

 

[Samurai8472]

Jon Peters must be proud of himself.

 

[Psion]

I dunno ...

Get some decent light on it, a decent DP, a big, bombastic Danny Elfman soundtrack, and lots and lots of lens flares ...

Well, look, at least it wasn't John Goodman in spandex!

 

[sojourner]

And the gold chain necklace just tops it off so well!

 

[P0sitr0nic]

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot ...

 

[RandyS]

..........

 

[Captaindemotion]

You done stole mah thread!

http://www.trekbbs.com/showthread.php?t=104260

And what's worse, you've gotten more responses! Including mine!

 

[Scout101]

Wow, just No...

 

[Mr. Adventure]

And the gold chain necklace just tops it off so well!

I think that's just where they cropped off the action figure.

 

[QuasarVM]

MY GOD MAN!!! THAT'S HIDEOUS!!!

Every bit as bad as I imagined it to be.

 

[ManOnTheWave]

Wow. That sucks.

 

[Mistral]

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! IT BUUUUUUURRRRRRNNNNNNSSSSS!

 

[Saul]

Ho....ly....FUCK.....



I just watched Cage in Bankok Dangerous just now and thought he looked awful in it, then i see this and i'm taken to a whole other level of awful. Like when you are so drunk you get sick but you can't stand up because you feel like you are going to be sick again so you have to keep staring down at your vomit.