Newly released UFO files from the UK government

http://ufos.nationalarchives.gov.uk/

For those who care.

 

There are no such things are UFOs.

 

The UFOs that fly over Britain like to craft likenesses of tired old daytime TV presenters in cornfields, apparently. I wonder if that's in there?

I had a little look at a couple and it makes for interesting reading. Government policy to investigate UFO sightings huh? I'll just get a pen...