Newly materialized on your world

[worldmaker]

Hello earthlings,

I've just arrived in your universe with greetings and felicitations to all the people of your small blue green globe.

By way of introduction I have crafted this message for your Leaders and Assembly of Peers and Peoples.

"Hi!"

And my reason for entering your Zone is to maintain a diplomatic presence, to discuss, to clarify and explain all the questions that are likely to arise in the future. For I see all! And I see confusion to come, discussions and debates, arguments and disagreements.

Wherein some will accuse me of theft, others might be bemused, or amused and trolls shall form battle legions against my invasion forces.

No, I didn't steal the design of the star ship enterprise, it was mere coincidence brought on by the fundamental nature of design mechanics and physics and only afterwards did I see the disturbing truth - that others more fanatically devoted to the world of fiction might imagine themselves betrayed when I declare the design to have been of my own invention, an assembly of key design functions to meet the criteria of practical spaceflight, that just happened, only after final assembly, to show an appearance sufficiently similar to the fiction that others might raise the protest.

Of course I was partly inspired by flying saucers.....



.... Wait and see.
Meanwhile you can enjoy the free short story I've written for everyone's pleasure...
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[Jeyl]

Salutations!

Bit of useless knowledge that I shall bestow upon you.

- Star Wars has only one gay character (2 depending on how you play your character). We are much more welcoming.
- Some Star Trek writers will go on to write works about depressed, emotionally challenged drunks while the camera crew can't hold a camera still. Do not interpret them to represent all of us!
- Unlike 80% of Star Trek characters, some of us do have relationships that branch out to become families and we're very happy with that (I hope).
- Despite what some long time fans of Star Trek believe, William Shatner does not represent the best of what Star Trek can be!
- Some of us humans do have what we call 'daughters' (The female gender of our species, if you have two genders) in contrast to what characters in Star Trek get.
- Janeway does NOT represent the fullest capabilities of what a female captain can do.
- We do not de-evolve into salamander like lizards.
- We do honor those who we have lost in the line of duty no matter what the circumstances are.

 

[worldmaker]

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Your greetings are welcome and I thank you for your enlightenment, although I am amazed that in your universe despite discovering the deep secrets of immortality through the application of transporter technology by your second generation you all remain frail and aging creatures.

This must be very disturbing for you.


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[miraclefan]

^Not really. Sun rise, Sun set, I always say

 

[Flying Spaghetti Monster]

three posts in and I'm lost

 

[miraclefan]

Worldmaker, a word of ''CAUTION'' if I may? If you ever fly over America, be sure to avoid the ''Appalachian Region'' of North Georgia's Mountains. I Belive one of your ''kind'' went there on a Comedy Tour going by the name ''Plumber Bubba'' he met a ''VERY'' untimely end, by the ''Multiple'' hands of the ''Rednecked Appalachian Mud Squid'' I would hate to see are new ''visiter'' from the stars, meet the same end.

 

[Nardpuncher]

three posts in and I'm lost

Three? I was lost after the first one!

 

[spoonunseptium]

three posts in and I'm lost

Three? I was lost after the first one!

ditto.




and, Jeyl, Tom & B'elanna had a daughter. BOOYA.

 

[black_dranzer]

^ As did Miles and Keiko!!


....just adding my fact for the day!

 

[K'riq Sa]

where's my tinfoil hat....

the voices in my head are telling me to eat twinkies again.








k'riq

 

[miraclefan]

^I've got voices in my head to, but there not telling me to eat ''twinkes''