New Ways To Kill Characters

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

http://www1.cbn.com/cbnnews/health/2016/august/3-ways-to-avoid-brain-eating-amoeba

#4. Don't wear a red bathing suit.

 

[Dukhat]

Well, isn't this a cheery topic.

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

Hey, you can only endure so many exploding consoles...

 

[Dukhat]

So instead they should be killed by a brain eating amoeba. Ok then.

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

This is more of a creative writing question, not a "play devil's advocate" thing.

 

[m.lp.ql.m]

Erm, isn't one of the characters on the new show a brain-eating amoeba?

 

[CorporalClegg]

I find the backspace button usually does the trick.

 

[Spider]

How does an amoeba wear a uniform?

 

[jamestyler]

How does an amoeba wear a uniform?

Very nicely?

 

[uniderth]

Erm, isn't one of the characters on the new show a brain-eating amoeba?

Yes, but

Spoiler

it's a straight-gay-cis-transgendered brain-eating amoeba.

 

[Tenacity]

it's a straight-gay-cis-transgendered brain-eating amoeba.

With a speech impediment.

 

[EnderAKH]

With a speech impediment.

Since rectified.

 

[uniderth]

Since rectified.

And is also single and married, monogamous and polygamous.

 

[Shalashaska]

Decapitation. A brain tumour. Death by snu snu.

Hire me, Fuller! I got all kinds of wacky killing ideas!