7: This activity is illogical.
Naomi: You will comply! (she's dressed as a Borg)
B'Elanna: When I was in the first grade the other kids asked if I was dressed as a turtle. The next year I brought pain sticks to the parade and after that my mother wouldn't let me participate in this human tradition.
Naomi, disappointed: I was sure you'd have some jelly worms..
Janeway: Oh come in Naomi, Halloween is it? I remember when I was a girl... blah blah blah.. and did you know that historically All Hallows Eve blah blah blah..
Naomi: Maybe I'll come back later, I've got a bit of a stomach ache.
Tuvok: Vulcan children observe a similar ritual, that of Kohl-ee-puff.
Naomi: Do the grown ups give them candy?
Tuvok: No.
Naomi: Do they dress up in costumes?
Tuvok: No.
Naomi: What is the Kohl-ee-puff?
Tuvok: A week long fast in which the child meditates on their fears and metaphorically banishes them with the aid of ritual chants.
Neelix: Well thank you Mr. Vulcan that was very enlightening, wasn't it Naomi?
Paris: I've used up all my replicator rations but I've got enough candy corn to fill a pillow case, here you go! I hope you've got the apple dunking set up in the mess hall Neelix!
Naomi, can't talk for grinning and chewing: 