Need a CD of dog barks

[bigdaddy]

I need a place where I can download 45 minutes of dog barks. I have this asshole fucking piece of shit neighbor who just leaves the dog out and let it bark. 7am, bark, 11pm barks. I can't figure out what house it is otherwise a Seinfeld plot might happen, so I want to download some dogs barking and then stick it in my stereo and turn it on full blast.

So where would I find downloadable dog barking?

 

[Ar-Pharazon]

I'd sooner invest in a tranquilizer gun.

But that's just me

 

[Jadzia]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoUL3-sps8I

Awwww

 

[ancientone51]

Why don't you just tape his dog? If nothing else, it might just confuse the heck out of the dog and quiet him.

 

[OmahaStar]

Why not just record yourself talking and play that?

 

[JustAFriend]

Better: CD of ultrasonics that drive the dog nuts, then call animal control on him.

Unless you live out in the sticks, all cities have regulations on barking animals.... you can call the cops or animal control and file a complaint. Enough complaints and they'll fine him or take the animal(s) away...

 

[Kestra]

Better: CD of ultrasonics that drive the dog nuts, then call animal control on him.

Please don't do this and take your frustration out on the dog.

Unless you live out in the sticks, all cities have regulations on barking animals.... you can call the cops or animal control and file a complaint. Enough complaints and they'll fine him or take the animal(s) away...

I like this idea a lot more!

 

[bigdaddy]

My cops are being paid off by druggies, so I doubt they will do anything. Everyone in town knows everyone else and is useless, unless I pay pay the police too.

Plus I don't know where to tell the cops to go. The dog will bark like once every 10 seconds for 10 minutes, then takes a 10 minute break, The police will drive by on their way to get donuts and the damn dog will probably shut up for the 5 seconds the cop drives by.

 

[sidious618]

Why not just record yourself talking and play that?

Ouch.