Name That Episode, Limerick Edition

[tafkats]

Simple rules: Somebody describes an episode or movie in the form of a limerick. Everybody else guesses the episode title.

Because I assume more people will be interested in guessing than in writing, no need for a "chain" like in the other Name That Episode threads. Answering doesn't require you to post the next limerick, and you can post your own without answering the one before it.

I'll start with an easy one.

There once was a big-eared young lad
Whose battle scars made him so sad
He lived in a fake
Till a buddy named Jake
Convinced him it wasn't so bad.

 

[caseylee4ts]

DS9 - It's Only a Paper Moon

 

[tafkats]

Bingo!

Next limerick:

A hot-shot young officer, she
Wants a job that is now held by me
I'm feeling less frisky
Her plans are too risky
On this ship I play safe, you see.

 

[Discofan]

The Best Of Both Worlds I

 

[tafkats]

^^ Yep!

Next up:

A woman that I used to know
Took a dead planet and made it grow
Now my buddy's down there
And it just isn't fair
'Cause I think the whole thing's gonna blow.

 

[Farscape One]

STAR TREK III: THE SEARCH FOR SPOCK?

 

[tafkats]

^^ Got it.

Next:

A ship that came out of the blue
Said "Hello, sir, how do you do?"
We counted by threes
To end the disease
Of the crew's very strange deja vu.

 

[Kor]

These are quite clever.

TNG "Deja Vu."

Kor

 

[Farscape One]

"Cause And Effect"?

 

[tafkats]

@Farscape One got it.

A mysterious man that I met
Has a headache so bad you can bet
If I can't make it right
Within a few nights
His life will be under a threat.

 

[Farscape One]

"THE WIRE"?

 

[JirinPanthosa]

There once was a woman from Vulcan
Who saw that the rebels were sulkin
She kidnapped the King
But the strangest thing
His thoughts would escape not his noggin

 

[Kor]

"Cause And Effect"?

Oops, I had a brain fart. That's what I meant.

Kor

 

[Discofan]

There once was a woman from Vulcan
Who saw that the rebels were sulkin
She kidnapped the King
But the strangest thing
His thoughts would escape not his noggin

DS9 "The Maquis"

 

[JirinPanthosa]

DS9 "The Maquis"

Yup

 

[Discofan]

Yup

Dukat was called a "king" by the "mutants" from "Statistical Probabilities"

 

[tafkats]

"THE WIRE"?

Yep!

A young man, I think it was Wes
Put us all through a terrible test
Chased after a ball,
And took a big fall
Jean-Luc had to deal with the mess.

 

[Farscape One]

Has to be "Justice".

 

[Discofan]

Has to be "Justice".

True. However, remove verse 3 and 4 and that applies to several episodes.

 

[tafkats]

True. However, remove verse 3 and 4 and that applies to several episodes.

Yes, there were numerous possibilities for that one.

Next:

A man of conviction am I
With principles mighty and high
But I blew up a ship
To cut short its trip
And I didn't get caught in the lie.